Dec 05 2024 90 mins 3
Howdy, folks—Matt McKinley here, and this week, things get downright ridiculous. Aaron, Rob, Tim, and I are back to bring you the most inappropriate, hilarious nonsense you've ever heard. We kick things off with some small-town truths and then spiral into debates you never asked for—like how long you'd endure a Sybian for a shot with Marjorie Taylor Greene (spoiler: the answers are alarming).
We tackle the pressing issues of our time: hemorrhoids, airport bars, wrestling competitions, and the hierarchy of gay corn-fed farm boys. Oh, and there’s political chaos too, because what’s life without roasting some cabinet picks and fantasizing about Dick Cheney’s gangster streak?
If you’ve got a beer in hand and zero respect for political correctness, welcome to the Death of Fun. This episode is proof that the world might be lame now, but we’re still here to keep it weird.
Show Notes:
A Proper Welcome: Dirt roads, bad jokes, and beers in boots—setting the tone.
The Sybian Debate: For Large Marge? For Boebert? What’s your limit?
Political Roast: Cheney, Pelosi, Trump, Kamala, and even SecDef—no one escapes.
Aaron’s Hemorrhoid Chronicles: Florida tides, snorkeling infections, and why he’s sworn off beach vacations.
Wrestling Practice Gone Wrong: I’m helping, I swear—but the jokes write themselves.
Corn-Fed Hierarchy: Hot Midwest farm boys vs. Tim. Who comes out on top?
Tales from the Road: Wedding chaos, Irish drinking feats, and airport bar adventures.
Closing Thoughts: If you made it this far, you’re family. And probably as messed up as we are.
This is my kind of therapy, y’all. So hit play, laugh your ass off, and let’s keep burning daylight.
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