EP 70: The Cloud Pod is now fully ‘Synthetic’


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Apr 29 2020 76 mins  

The Three Musketeers have gained their D’Artagnan and take on the world (metaphorically and from home) on this week’s episode of The Cloud Pod.


A big thanks to this week’s sponsor:



  • Foghorn Consulting, which provides full-stack cloud solutions with a focus on strategy, planning and execution for enterprises seeking to take advantage of the transformative capabilities of AWS, Google Cloud and Azure.


This week’s highlights



General News: Chime After Chime





    • Tim Leehane and Spencer Johnson released a working-from-home anthem titled Chime After Chime we just had to share with you.






  • Security company Rapid7 will acquire SaaS platform DivvyCloud for $145 million.


COVID-19



  • Zoom picked the dark horse of cloud platforms Oracle for their next upscaling deal. Zoom is moving around 93 years of video through Oracle servers every day.

  • AMD revealed an anonymous customer (probably Oracle or Microsoft) deployed 10,000 new Epyc servers in just 10 days.


AWS: Summit Predictions



  • Jonathan

    1. Improved DLP Tools for S3

    2. AI Powered submarine to explore the depths of the ocean

    3. ES service will pivot to Open Distro for ElasticSearch



  • Ryan

    1. Docker Exec based Debugging tools/capability

    2. Remote Debug capabilities for Lambda Functions

    3. Security Code Scanning service (similar to code guru). (static and dynamic code analysis)



  • Peter

    1. Direct Competitor to Anthos

    2. DLP for VPC, always wanted a layer 7 like proxy. Filtering/Domain Whitelisting

    3. A caricature of larry ellison will appear on the screen in the slides



  • Justin

    1. Price Cut in EC2, S3 or Networking

    2. Covid Crazy Growth Numbers (service dig on Azure)

    3. A Diplo T-shirt will be worn by Werner Vogel




Honorable Mentions:



  • Amazon Crucible their first person shooter game, online multiplayer game

  • Dr. Matt Wood will make a passionate attempt for people to love sagemaker

  • 6 foot distancing robots

  • Keyspaces will be on the HIPAA BAA list

  • Detective Named/Sherlock named security tool

  • In person events for 2020 will be canceled

  • New Region coming in a few years.


Tie BreakerHow many new features for year, will AWS say they:



  • 70 – Justin

  • 200 – Peter

  • 150 – Ryan

  • 157 – Jonathan


AWS: Global Reach, Mediocre Branding



  • The butt of TCP jokes at Re:Invent — Amazon Managed Apache Cassandra Services — has rebranded to Amazon Keyspaces (for Apache Cassandra) and became generally available.

  • AWS Transfer for Secure File Transfer Protocol now supports File Transfer Protocol and File Transfer Protocol over SSL/TLS. Please, please don’t use File Transfer Protocol if you’re transferring data of any sensitivity.

  • AWS published their guide to CloudWatch Synthetics in a blog post. In fact, we set it up for The Cloud Pod and it’s running cleanly.

  • # Amazon AppFlow promises to automate the data flows between AWS services and SaaS apps. This might actually be a good piece to build onto #NoCode.

  • AWS Chatbot is now generally available for anyone to use for ChatOps. They’ve added quite a bit since we last saw this at Re:Invent.

  • You can cross it off your predictions bingo card: AWS Africa (Cape Town) Region and AWS Europe (Milan) Region are open for business.


  • Those of you carefully budgeting your cloud spends may be interested to know that cost controls are now available for Amazon Redshift Spectrum and Concurrency Scaling.

  • AWS Control Tower will allow you to create and manage multi-account environments. That fixes an entire half of the problem!

  • AWS Glue promises to manage streaming data automatically. Break out the acetone because this is Super Glue now.


Google:



  • Anthos support for Multi-cloud is now generally available. All the boundless freedom of locking into Anthos!

  • Migrate for Anthos has been updated with enhanced Virtual-Machine-to-container conversion capabilities. It’s a big deal assuming it actually works.

  • Thomas Kurian stated that Istio will be donated to “a foundation,” but did not specify what foundation or when. Expect Istio to go to the WWF sometime in 2040?

  • Shielded Virtual Machines are now the default for Google Compute Engine. It’s just common sense to employ robust default security settings.

  • Rumor has it that Google is looking to purchase Kubernetes startup D2iQ. Neither company will comment, but this appears to us to be a talent hire.


Azure: A Strong Third Place



  • Query Acceleration for Azure Data Lake Storage promises yet another way to increase the efficiency of your spend.

  • Microsoft admitted the ongoing global pandemic led to capacity constraints in some Azure regions. We anticipate a mixed response to Microsoft’s decision making…but we appreciate the transparency.

  • If you didn’t think there were enough cloud service brand names to keep track of, then there’s good news for you: Visual Studio Online has rebranded to Visual Studio Codespaces.

  • Microsoft is now a Kubernetes Certified Service Provider. Not much of a feat for a company of Microsoft’s size.

  • Azure Kubernetes Service support for Windows Containers is now generally available. Somehow Microsoft is the third of the big three to support Windows containers.

  • Strange bedfellows Azure and Red Hat will jointly manage new OpenShift services, and you can thank IBM.


Oracle: Wait, Oracle?!



  • Microsoft hiked up the Windows Server licenses and Oracle is passing those losses on to you.


Lightning Round



  • Somehow Ryan makes his debut with an unprecedented negative one point by the end of this week’s lightning round. Better luck next time?


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