My Crummy Teen Poetry

LISTEN The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline.  #supervirgin Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks.  #glitterbathbomb Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN In this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists?  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN In this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Woah man! Dig this trip... I guess. I was a doughy, suburban coward... trying to be William S. Burroughs. Yeah... not so much.  "#glossyorbs Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN Eric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowing Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTEN All we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

 LISTEN This episode... anybody can write a love song, except me, apparently. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry Danny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.com Eric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com