Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

Mar 22 2019 1
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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs is a serialised reading of a novel by one, David Goodchild. The following signal was intercepted and decoded by a satellite put into orbit by the Japanese cat food conglomerate Pusigut 25. The message warped, snarled and exploded out of the cylinders and into the wet brain of a young man working on a waste incineration plant in North London. Through his hands, this message reached textual climax. Here it is. Visit us at http://automaticbiography.com

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Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

Mar 22 2019 13 mins  
Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It In chapter26, we learn from DPG about the new visors that enhance writing, a special orb for Western Transportation and Sex Crazed Neon WOMEN. Do you understand the importance of alliteration? Get in touch: [email protected] Visit: automaticbiography.com   SFX: https://freesound.org/s/423636/ Music: From https://www.youtube

Episode 9: Injecting The Sky/Back On Track Trailing Tumbleweed and Roses

Mar 17 2019 9 mins  
In chapters 24 and 25, DPG explains Multiple Impact Clusters and their effect on the human psyche and how it's not too dissimilar to a ride on a London Bus. We then drop into Enio territory, where we bear witness to the loss of one of DPGs testicles to a Cycloptic Badass with a quick draw. Get in touch: [email protected] Visit: automaticbiography.com   SFX: https

Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper

Mar 08 2019 10 mins  
Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper In chapters 21, 22 and 23, we find out what actually happened to Lots wife (her from the bible), the details of DPGs workplace and Jackie, who rules like a wet dream queen for erotic eternity. Get in touch: [email protected] Visit: automaticbiography.com  SFX: https://freesound.org/s/39

Episode 7: Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley

Mar 01 2019 11 mins  
Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley DPG plans his literary career with startling clarity. Ralph is a twat. On Snowflakes. DPG Sex Clones and Pete Shelley Sound effects: "Dramatic Organ, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org https://freesound.org/s/404945/ https://

Episode 6: The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile

Feb 22 2019 12 mins  
The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile  In which we meet Jesus on the dole. A new story about Rachel and peas and the cure for cancer.  Sound effects: https://freesound.org/s/459449/ https://freesound.org/s/198876/  Music: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/Fungi_Compilation/InSpectr_-_VA_-_Fungi_Compilation_-_20

Episode 5: California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit

Feb 15 2019 13 mins  
California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit. This episode has some amazing deals to San Francisco, if your partner is a shark. A look back at band-flavoured perfume and the draw of sexual chimneys causing abnormal motion. Gibbon feet and gusting anus' and the story of Benny the Criminal Banana. What a twat. Get in touch: [email protected] Vis

Episode 4: Obscene Phonecalls/The Pixies/Gabba Gabba/Felt Tip Hens

Feb 08 2019 10 mins  
Use Your Computer To Make Obscene Phone Calls/Listening To The Pixies Trying To Feign Incontinence/Gabba Gabba Hey Hey It's The Monkeys!/Felt Tip Hens HOLY COW. Chapters seven, eight, nine and ten! HOORAY! We learn that our protagonist can no longer get high, LOVES Roy Orbison, cannot PISS unless listening to the Pixies and literally drinks so much, his liver makes a mouth appearan

Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll .../Globs Of Cellophane Haunt .../Poem Dictated By An Albino...

Feb 01 2019 10 mins  
Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll Goose Your Granny/Globs Of Cellophane Haunt The Burger Van/Poem Dictated By An Albino With Bleeding Eyeballs Under Ultraviolet Light Chapters four, five and six. We learn about spitting soggy paper, we meet Rachel (ahhhhh), real life Operation, Ralf the Vampire and some interesting methods of paying your electricity bill. Want to get in touch?

Episode 2: Don't Touch My Bald Patch/Poem For Tapeworm And Harmonica

Jan 25 2019 9 mins  
In this episode, we hear chapters two and three, where we're introduced to Goodchild's teachers, piss balloons and some tapeworm poetry. Delicious.

Episode 1: Soaked To The Skin With Cleaning Fluid

Jan 17 2019 8 mins  
This episode introduces our narrator and sets the context in which his life as a writer begins; vomit art, captain beefheart, nymphomaniac teachers and incineration factories.