Asshole Animals, with Alice

May 28 2024 10

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Join Alice as she dives deeper into the world of animal behaviour, answering the question on everyone's lips: "Why is this animal SUCH an asshole?". Each week, she'll be joined by a different expert in the animal industry to discuss the reasons behind this behaviour and to swap hilarious stories and crazy facts about a chosen species. So, otter you waiting for? Tune in to this turtle-y hilarious monkey-business - you'd be a foal to miss it!

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