Celebrity Afterlife Report

U.S. Senator John McCain just arrived in the Next World. His arrival ceremony, attended by a huge crowd, was marred by a press release from a person we’ve covered many times on the Report. Who was the wet blanket and what did he say to insult war hero McCain? Robin Leach, former star of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Sources say that he may

The Queen Of Soul, Aretha Franklin, just arrived in the Next World. As you’d expect, there was a huge crowd on hand to welcome her to her new existence. We have all the details for you. Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett on The Facts Of Life, has accepted a part on a TV show. The Celebrity Medium is concerned taking the job may be a bad move for the veteran actress. Just wait

Fred Trump, father of the American President, is in a heated feud with Nicola Tesla, the scientist he hired to help him with the World Of Trump, the tourist attraction praising his son currently under construction. Rumor is that Tesla has walked off the project. You won’t believe it when we tell you what’s causing the rift. Charlotte Rae, the actress best known for playing Mrs.

As predicted on this show, Fred Trump and Nicola Tesla have clashed over the direction Fred’s under-construction tourist trap The World Of Trump should take. As of now, Tesla is on strike until the argument is settled. In the aftermath of their ill received appearance on “The Girls,” Adolf Hitler and his husband Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have gotten offers from many other ta

Nicola Tesla, famously eccentric scientific genius, has taken a job working for Fred Trump, father of the president, on a upcoming tourist attraction about his son. How are the men getting along? About as well as you’d expect. We’ll give you the deets. Tab Hunter, a recent arrival in the Next World, got an offer from the Wright Brothers to work with them producing gay porno mov

Former Hollywood heartthrob Tab Hunter just arrived in the Next World. It seems he won’t want for job opportunities. Just wait til you hear who approached as soon as he arrived and what their offer was. We may now have an answer to whether the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and Babe Ruth was legit or not. What happened when the two went head to head on Hawking’s radio s

Joe Jackson, father of Michael and his siblings, is miffed that he didn’t get a celebrity welcome when he arrived in the Next World. Now he has announced a new project intended to make him relevant to the public. Just wait til you hear what it is. Professor Stephen Hawking had Babe Ruth on his morning radio show the other day as a guest. What happened between the two that’s sti

Joe Jackson, father of Michael and the rest of his siblings, just arrived in the Next World. While he may have expected a celebrity welcome he didn’t receive one, causing him to throw a fit in front of the press. To add insult to injury, Michael was not there to greet his father. We’ll tell you what we know about this family squabble. There’s trouble in Paradise. Newlyweds Ad

Rumors are rampant in the Next World that the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and baseball legend Babe Ruth may not be what it seems. Find out why some are claiming that the whole thing is one big publicity stunt. Actor and little person Jerry Maren is reportedly livid at finding out he’s been impersonated for years in the Afterlife. What did he tell a reporter about what

Tom Snyder, longtime host of the Earthly Plane late-night Tomorrow Show, has invited former paramours Judy Garland and Fred Trump to come on his current show. Most observers expects sparks to fly when they meet. We’ll tell you what we know. Babe Ruth and Stephen Hawking has been sparring verbally in the press since the professor took over The Bambino’s radio time slot. Now it l