Plotting Along

Feb 17 2020 83 mins 27

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a podcast where two drunken Midwesterners try to learn some basic story structure by plodding their way through the plot of a movie in order to discover where the structural beats take place... while still having fun along the way. And don't forget Part Two: Brain Breeze Edition - where they plod along with the plot of a randomly generated movie idea... that they do not take seriously at all.

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Brain Breeze Special: Bloody Spokes (Rachel's Movie)

Feb 17 2020 83 mins

Rachel's movie idea gets outlined... Brain Breeze style! Introducing Bloody Spokes - a unique cinematic experience for our time! It's a tale of gender role reversal as a girl's bicycle gang in the 1950's deals with the universal themes of love and crime, brawls and blood, music and mayhem! And don't forget the ever present threat of global nuclear annihilation! The Bloody Spokes is

Brain Breeze #7: Up To Her Neck

Jan 15 2020 122 mins

"I wanted to say no to Ray and Jay's all new, all animal, film noir Brain Breeze, but that raccoon had gams that went all the way up to her neck, I tell ya, and i just couldn't say no." -- you (if you're honest with yourself) Now listen up, toots. Are you ready for a black and white film noir cast with all different types of animals the way God and your mother intended? Then buckle

Nothing But Trouble - Episode 7

Oct 30 2019 96 mins

Remember that time Tupac Shakur was in the Velvet Underground? No, wait, I mean the Digital Underground with Humpty Hump, and the fly girls danced on that gross judge who squirted mustard on stadium dogs from a toy train? Of course you do. Witness Dan Ackroyd's magnum opus about that one time he got pulled over by the police, except it's not boring. Also includes: giant demon babie

Brain Breeze #6- No Ordinary Rabbit

Aug 20 2019 96 mins

Start another Satanic Panic with this episode's manic thematic masterpiece -- a random dice roll concoction of Holiday Horror entitled... No Ordinary Rabbit! Reel in horror at the giant furless monstrosity and its 30 foot hops! What will YOU find inside your plastic easter egg? Blood and guts galore with Gus and Devon facing down the face of evil in a surprise twist ending with seq

Brain Breeze #5 - Socrates vs The Aliens

Jul 29 2019 120 mins

Aliens: "Yo, guys. This democracy stuff is whack! We gotta nip this thing in the bud!" Witness our latest Doomsday / Historical Fiction Scenario as the aliens realize, "These humans are only capable of Brain Breezes, not Brain Storms like us!" and try to put a stop to Athens and their weirdo ways. Watch as Socrates brings the Alien Empire to its knees (even though he's got a proble

Child's Play (1988) Episode #6

Jun 26 2019 62 mins

And the moral of the story is... DON'T GIVE YOUR KIDS PANTS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY! Unless, of course, you want the Problem Child kid running around your apartment with a knife and zero fashion sense. But, if you have bought a creepy doll from the homeless guy your friend used to date, you can always call Prince Humperdinck to take the case. Or you can take Rachel's advice, and "Throw

True Grit: Episode # 5

Jun 11 2019 75 mins

Take the reins in your teeth this week as you watch... John Wayne in a Communist Western? Texans cultivating their hair like lettuce? A creepy spanking from a man named La Beef (Boef)? Ansel Adams paintings? The sick, sick burns of Mattie Ross that haunt you for years?... All this and more! on this week's episode of Plotting Along with Ray and Jay!

Brain Breeze #4: Good Guys Finnish Last

May 22 2019 103 mins

In the coldest depths of World War IV... One man with a cranky robot, a cardboard box, and a bandanna (did i mention he had a bandanna? Well, now he has a bandanna.) meets a tough woman with a potato, and not even the vicious armies of Finland and Canada can keep them apart! Witness a romance for the ages on irradiated Mackinac Island as a battle of who is more soorry ensues!!! Now

Pet Sematary - Episode #4

May 08 2019 69 mins

We revive our lost file in the Data Sematary to talk about how Optimus Prime kills cats and children, how the Gummi Worm company missed the cash wagon on marketing schemes, what the Kindergarten Cop kid is doing now, and note the differences between the remake and the original versions of Pet Sematary. Download now!

Brain Breeze #3: Grandma's Buttons

Apr 24 2019 90 mins

Welcome to the Jungle/Crime Adventure of Grandma's psychedelic buttons! Plead with Ray and Jay to "Stay on target!" while they concoct a modern day Tragic Faerie Tale that can only end one way... with Jack Johnson songs on the ukelele. Oh no! Real tear jerker, this one!