Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink

I tried pretending that this was a different podcast for two seconds. Lou and I discuss how Joe Rogan is the tofu of interviewers. We break down Costco's (probably) deep-rooted (maybe) history with the mob. Lou states his case for how violent bees should be considered emotional support animals. Then, we top it off with some advice for everyone who receives too many plastic utensils

Isaac Hirsch and I talk about his shitty home, crypto, Elon Musk, and how Isaac really deeply wants to kiss an alien - and be doing it for us. Then, he offers advice for our time-traveling listeners who just came back after only kinda fucking something up just a tiny little bit.Please rate, review, and subscribe!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted o

Sean returns to the show, and we reminisce about Radio Shack, tape cassette to aux cable adapters, iPods, and how we were bad at school. Then, Sean breaks down how to make cash grow on trees. Eventually, he offers advice to a very special listener - the show’s big fan - Shaquille O'Neal.Sean's new podcast 'Night Moves' with Lou Misiano comes out this week!--- Send in a voice mess

Nik Oldershaw gets aggressive when talking about how he believes that books are too heavy and claims he's trying his best to be patient with the rest of us for not understanding. Then, he offers advice for children who test how high they can jump when trying on new shoes.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in

Nick Turner and I talk about how stand-up is dead, fun ways to make tucks of cash, and he opens up about wanting two-legged giraffes. Then, Nick offers advice to wedding photo booth operators and we come up with some brilliant ways to make cash off of weddings.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara Schaefer comes on the show to talk about jury duty, soft wood flooring (plus how to harvest it), and gives advice to everyone who likes Tweety Bird too much.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peggy O'Leary and I catch up and talk about comedy during COVID-19, being a "squat-comic," how she bought a house (that strangers somehow know about), and being a trashy neighbor. Peggy tells us about how she has - and plans to get more - tattoos directly on her bones. Then, offers advice for someone who has 10 cats, but prefers dogs.Please rate and subscribe to Forced Opinions! w/

Dave Ferguson (The Birthday Boys, Comedy Bang! Bang!, & a ton more) comes on the show to discuss the importance of sharing light with the community and why he (and we) should call bobcats "robertcats." Then, he offers thoughtful and detailed advice for both the people who leave their turn signals on and everyone else who has to deal with them.--- Send in a voice message: https://an

Sean Patton shares why $13 million is the right amount of money to have, comedy origins, and interviews Tom. Sean dives into his detailed ideas for why wheels should be less round and how to get this to happen. Then, offers advice to anyone out there who is breathing too hard on a first date.Welcome to 2021, my dudes.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message Hos

“FREE PS5!!” is what Ryan Bennett said I should name the episode. I didn’t listen, but hopefully, including “FREE PS5!!” in the notes will up the SEO anyway. We went off the rails a bit. Ryan’s lawyer got involved, but we also discussed offering a free PS5, the meaning of “paisano,” what we’d do with a million bucks, "small bane," "petite scarecrow," and he gave a