The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio

Feb 06 2024 588

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A shady governmental group that deals with supernatural entities experiences a containment breach at its main office. One new hire and one mid-level employee from the Bureau of Transnatural Resources are stuck on different floors when the lockdown begins. The two employees, Scarlet Jaunt and Jasmine Control, will have to work together however they can to escape the hostile creatures, shifting architecture, and invasive noises all around them. Go to somewhereohio.com for full cast information, transcripts, and more!

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S2E10: Gold Beyond the Stars

Feb 06 2024 31 mins

Here it is, the end of season two! Olivia takes the long road back home. Yellow convinces Lapis that this is all completely normal. Violet leaves the Department while Jasmine and Scarlet prepare for what's to come. (CWs: alcohol, blood, worms) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 10: Jess Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana Gefter

S02E09: We Shall All Be Worms

Jan 30 2024 31 mins

Orange and Olivia finally meet, and the crew teams up to take down the Great Wurm. (CWs: worms, goo/slime, high pitched noises, discussion of depression) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 9: Jess Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana Gefter, Cody Heath, Maria Corcobado. Art by NerdVolKurisu, episode promo art by Meredit

S02E08: The Writhing

Jan 23 2024 29 mins

Olivia figures out where she is. Orange has a vision of the future, and follows Nya into the dark. (CWs: Blood, body horror, worms, squishing sounds, alcohol) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 7: Jess Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana Gefter, Cody Heath, Maria Corcobado. Art by NerdVolKurisu, episode promo art by

S02E07: Bring Down the Heavens

Jan 16 2024 29 mins

Two low-level employees check up on the librarian in the present. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia prepare to escape the nightmare of the past. Two Primaries discuss the Department's future. Sterling and Green put an end to the charade. (CWs: death mentioned, derealization, worms) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 7

S02E06: The Great Wurm

Jan 09 2024 30 mins

Orange has a rough night, but a strange new ally gives them direction. Olivia, Alex, and Nadia try to escape the creepy mall. Sterling and Green have a dinner date. (CWs: blood, violence, body horror, alcohol, smoking, worms, derealization) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 6: Jess Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana

S02E05: The Deerland Mall

Jan 02 2024 25 mins

Olivia, Alex, and Nadia find a mall in the middle of the woods. They suspect it's abandoned, but it turns out there's something still alive within. (CWs: blood, body horror, organs, alcohol, food, chewing/mouth full fx [1 time], worms) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 5: Jesse Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana Geft

S02E04: Estranged from Grace

Dec 26 2023 27 mins

Olivia wakes up after the altercation in the planetarium and learns what went down. Orange talks with the locals and does some light editing. Nadia discovers something about herself. (CWs: mild homophobia, death, blood, body horror, high pitched feedback) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 4: Jesse Syratt, Em

S02E03: The Planetarium

Dec 19 2023 27 mins

Olivia and the gang find the planetarium, where they learn more about what's going on in the woods. Green and Sterling have a chat at the airport. (CWs: blood, gore, death, parasitism, alcohol and weed mentioned, muffled audio) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 3: Jesse Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana Gefter, Dext

S02E02: It's All Ohio Now

Dec 12 2023 22 mins

After the startling discovery at the end of the last episode, the four friends venture deeper into the woods. In the sweltering night, they find an unexpected ally and a new enemy. (CWs: smoking, food, body horror, some gore, worms) Check out our website for more info! Join our Patreon for early access! CREDITS: Cast of episode 2: Jesse Syratt, Em Carlson, Tatiana Gefter, Dex

S02E01: The Best Way Out is Through

Dec 05 2023 24 mins

Jasmine Control, a new hire at a shady governmental agency called The Department of Variance, went through an extended supernatural orientation that ended with her manager, Yellow Access, trying to meld the minds of every worker in the office. To save her friend Scarlet Jaunt from death at the hands of her new boss, Jasmine used her newly discovered psychic abilities to jump