Daily Fail

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you. This week: Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?) The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird Fin

We’re doing fries and fails. This week: Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist) Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else] Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share you

He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through. This week: Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading s

Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰 This week: Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these

He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us. This week: Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not) JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna Find you

Who’s being weird? Not us. This week: Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool! Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes? NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on thes

Let’s be real, it’s the first of many. This week: A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh) Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish) Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all huma

Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats? This week: It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor Running misleading, outdated information about the shooter who tried to kill a former president, because why not? Camilla struggles with her coat and watches cows bang. Her husband is also there! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @mauraf

Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week: Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share

Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week: Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates Meghan Markle gives terrible