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Each week, queer comedians Jenna Vesper and Danika McClure recap The Bachelor franchise, curse a lot, and sometimes talk about teeth. Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod, and our personal accounts @jennawithasmile & @drunkfeminist Email inquiries to [email protected] Twitter: @datecardpodcast Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media #bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap

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My Bachelor Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Apr 24 2024 99 mins  
In this off season episode I'm joined by Shannon who, like me and Taylor, is also a member of The Tortured Poets Department. Which if you're confused about what that means, it just means we're traumatized gays with some mental illness. Together we try to spread the gospel of the alleged secondary layer of both albums...and oops it's almost two hours long. Just like this god forsake

Happy Bday Bachelor w/ DTRA

Mar 27 2024 100 mins  
I don't think any of us saw this season and what it would bring coming. But it came for us regardless. The highs, the lows, the twists, the expected, and everything in between. We did it together. And to help celebrate that I was stoked to bookend the season with Shannon from Do The Roses Align. Together we talk about the finale, the edits, the girl power, the gay, the Bachelorette

Women Hug All w/ Epiphany

Mar 20 2024 81 mins  
As is tradition we must gather all the ex's in one room and let the tension rise to the point of tears. But luckily there was some bombshells and soft moments to help ease the strife...barely. And to help me break down the Women Tell All, I am joined by Joey's future bae - Epiphany! Together we talk about how we got to this stage in the season, the main drama (Maria), the rampant r

Do (it) Or Die Week with Positively Uncensored

Mar 13 2024 54 mins  
I have to say after an entire season of beating us over the heads with tennis related moments, they really failed during Fantasy Suites to bring us any tennis related sex puns. According to a list of tennis terms I just googled, we could have seen talk of Forehand, Stroke, Ground Stroke, Foot Fault, and being a Receiver. I'm disappointed. But what does not disappoint, is this weeks

Parental Advisory w/ Kickin It With Rae

Mar 06 2024 68 mins  
When you're here, you're FAMILY. And that's also the theme of this week of The Bachelor, as Joey got to meet his final 4's families. And surprisingly it was entertaining and interesting??? I'm grateful I got to jump on with Renise from Kickin It With Rae Podcast! We get into family dynamics, Joeys responses, where the women shined or fumbled, and some thoughts on how bach nation is

The Rose Noire Crossover

Feb 28 2024 98 mins  
What a treat this week as I got to join the lovelies over on The Rose Noire podcast to recap week 7 of Joesph's journey to get on bended knee. I truly had so much fun chatting with Claudia, Gena, Jasmine, and Monique and I know you will all love the episode! (Sorry again to them for the boner jokes.) If you're not already subscribed to their podcast, let this serve as a great gatew

(Almost) Paradise with Madeline

Feb 21 2024 80 mins  
Welcome back to Bachelor Jojo's journey to find a woman who will accept that he's not a perfect man. A tall order considering women typically never have to settle in life or anything like that. But I digress because I am so excited for my guest this week, a long time listener first time caller by the name of Madeline! She recently when to Playa Escondita aka Paradise and I couldn't

Vote For Joey with Monique

Feb 15 2024 72 mins  
Welcome to Bizzaro Bach Nation folks! The male lead is a liberal who stands for equal rights- publicly! The kissing scenes are okay! The drama is not predictable! There are rumors of a gay season! insert spiny eye emoji And to help make sure I am not being totally gaslit this week, Monique of The Rose Noire Podcast joins me on the podcast! We do not hold back at all with our takes

Pageant Thing w/ Here To Find Love

Feb 07 2024 52 mins  
Welcome back to week 3 of Joseph's journey to find his Pageant Queen or Doubles Partner or Wife or Stick of butter...I don't honestly know anymore but what I do know is that this week I participated in a really fun collab with the folks at Here To Find Love Show! Julie and Kelly have a really amazing youtube and podcast channel where the cover the Bachelor Franchise from their pers

Till Drama Do Us Part with Jasmine

Jan 31 2024 59 mins  
Speak now or forver hold your peace because we are now in week 2 of Joey's journey to find a Bride. And EVERY ONE knows that the only way to do that is by making a group of women wear discount gowns and play musical chairs. And to help officiate this wedding I am joined by one of the lovelies of The Rose Noire Podcast, the hilarious Jasmine! Together we side eye Dr. Abs, try to fig