The Bathtub Mermaid

My personal favorite bedtime story though is AlexFlounder and the Torrential, Hazardous, Not-Calm, Very-Dangerous Wave.

Using the to-dune list is a great way to relieve stress.

My merman and I have been spending time at the dive-in.

Mermaids are claustrophobic. We're also allergic to oregano. But not Oregon.

Baby, there are sharks in the water.

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but I prefer to compete in SeaQuestrian events.

Mermaids have many options for medical care.

Still, I heard him exclaim as his bubble trail died… "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Tide!"

That’s it for now, Santa. Give my love to Ms. Claus, and scritch Blitzen behind the left antler for me. You know that’s her favorite spot.

Frosty the Narwhal Wore his spiral tusk with pride And he spent his days Cruising through the waves Of the ice cold arctic tides.