CRITERIONAUTS

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Brave film explorer comrades Joey Reinisch and Chris McCaleb journey to far the reaches of cinema. In each mission, they will analyze, report and criticize a film from THE CRITERION COLLECTION, hopefully maintaining their sanity in the presence of extreme motion picture brilliance...or something.

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#1 - Seven Samurai

Aug 21 2015 87 mins  
Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Brian Carney suit up for their impossible mission. To boldly watch culturally significant movies and expand their tiny brains. We now join our heroes for their first mission: Seven Samurai. Do YOU like...films? Ughh

#2 - Blue Is The Warmest Color

Aug 28 2015 113 mins  
Mission 2 casts our explorers into the bizzaro mysterious world of France. Where young women eat spaghetti on a daily basis, smoke, and always sleep naked. Stay tuned for fluids of all kinds, long musicless scenes, and of course... more spaghetti.

#3 - Rosemary's Baby

Sep 04 2015 104 mins  
Criterionauts Reinisch and Carney embark on their first english language mission where they are treated with a shocking amount of nudity for a 50 year old movie.

#4 - House: A Movie

Sep 17 2015 101 mins  
The Criterionauts journey to the LSD-infused, blood-soaked sex dreams of House and barely make it out with their sanity intact. Those Japanese sure know how to party. It's a super good time, you guys.

#5 - Equinox

Sep 17 2015 95 mins  
Our latest mission takes us to the student film filled stopmotion world of Equinox. Follow Joey and Brian as they witness films dumbest non-heroes mercifully get wiped out by a slobbery park ranger with a dick ring.

#6 - Eraserhead

Sep 17 2015 95 mins  
The Criterionauts take on their first super hardcore arthouse talkie and boy howdie is it a doozy. Spoiler alert: Brian hates it.

#7 - Modern Times

Oct 29 2015 95 mins  
Mission 7 takes the Criterionauts back in time to Modern Times as they experience life through the eyes of a brain damaged factory worker known only as "The Little Tramp." Oh and there's an attractice underaged homeless girl too. Modern Times!

PSA - PRIMO SHOW 3: STARSHIP TROOPERS!!

Nov 18 2015 115 mins  
Our 3rd premium show is out, and it may be the best one yet. $4 for 7 and a half hours of Starship Troopers themed madness.

#8 - Salo

Dec 03 2015 70 mins  
The Criterionauts face their most challenging challenge to date. Salo, or the 120 days of sodom, assaulted the brave explorers with such fury that the effects will be felt for years to come.

#9 - Cronos

Feb 11 2016 70 mins  
The filmsplorers embark on a relatively tame mission after the harrow experiences of Salo. GDT's first Wampire feature still holds up despite all the toilet blood.