Hippojuice – More Like Radio

Hippojuice Highlights 2/26/2020: – John and Frozen Asian are having troubles with the dating scene but are still crushing puss – Pastor Royce gives up feeding his wife for lent – We just realized the Appliance Direct guy has a glass eye and he should sell a washing machine to the My Pillow guy

Hippojuice Highlights 2/19/2020: – Star studded cast with guests Mersh and Cousin Dan replacing Joel – So what’s up with the XFL these days? – John still can’t find a girl on Christian Mingle, but he does have birds on his decorative plates – What is the oldest internet meme? – We need the internet to do a deep fake of back to the future w

Hippojuice Highlights 2/12/2020: – Pastor Royce is a big fan of ChristianDingle.com to convert people to Christianity – 59 cums per man is needed to test and see if semen is a solution to the Coronavirus outbreak – We finish watching the ET show that Royce started on today’s Daywave with Joel – Royce has way too many Chrome tabs, but not too many for

Hippojuice Highlights 2/5/2020: – How hot was that Super Bowl halftime show, amiright? – John admits to having a terrible secret girlfriend for 6 months – John apologizes for the Coronavirus lime jokes – Joel gets a sexy new sound drop

Hippojuice Highlights 1/8/2020: – John got a flat tire on his new car just after his birthday – Joe Coletta calls in from a Jet Ski and we make fun of him immediately – Royce and Marie visit stupid historical sites like Bok Tower– -We’re opening a donut shop called Moose Ass next to Taco Bus

Hippojuice Highlights 12/4/19: – YouTube is going to take down channels on December 10th and no one is safe – Best Christmas Movie of all time? – Can you cook a turkey in the microwave? – What kind of old-timey old drinks and milks are you into all of a sudden?

Hippojuice Highlights 11/13/19: – Joel likes a 15-minute Netflix show called Explained and we want to explain the show in various lengths of time – Narwhal was born with a tail in the middle of his forehead and he is a good boy – John Legend is now the sexiest man alive 2019 but where is Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine? Is People anti-Chris? – Why

Hippojuice Highlights 10/30/19: – Royce and Marie’s computer monitor caught on FIRE, but they’re fine – Joel almost shot Kelsey over a mouse, but they’re fine – John’s about to do a Rocky marathon in Philly and we need a montage, but he’s fine – Royce and Marie visited Mitch and Sherri in Minnesota, but they’re fine

Hippojuice Highlights 10/2/19: – Royce and Marie have been going to the Eat to the Beat Concert Series at Epcot and have seen Smash Mouth, Post Modern Jukebox, and Sugar Ray – Royce and Marie also did the Smuggler’s Run ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios – What is the appropriate age to give kids a cell phone? – What is new in 2019 that is good?

Hippojuice Highlights 9/4/19: – Jordan Peterson’s voice was used to make things the Street Fighter Guile speech and Jesus Christ is my Nigga rap and he’s not happy about it – Royce and Marie went to Vancouver and did it all, and I meant it all, in only 9 days – Zach Anner called in to catch up on things with his writing on Speechless and his future en