2 Useless Organisms

Jan 12 2025 55 ep. 39 mins
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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.

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Ep. 40: 2 Weeks of Vampire Dong, Shi-Tok & Dead CEO Soap

Jan 12 2025 36 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss watching “Nosferatu” daily for a fortnight, what led Tommy to quit social media, and Tristan reads a Yelp review praising our savior, Lord Mangione.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The Wo

Ep. 39: 2 Zukos, 1 Grease & Deadly Toddler Pilates

Aug 18 2024 35 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our dream fictional crossovers, justifying crimes & a smelly sunburnt feminist.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

Ep. 38: Salad Fingers, Olympic Chores & Swingin' Bobby Dayton

Mar 30 2024 31 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

Ep. 37: Child Gladiators, Jupiter China & Ranking Tragedies

Feb 05 2024 28 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy’s culture.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We p

Ep. 36: Pants-Shitting Schedules, Finger Liquids & Rumpleforeskin's Lemon Sack

Nov 19 2023 32 mins  
On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to ou

Ep. 35: Butthole Pancakes, Theme Park Shenanigans & Darcy Dewdrop's Probe

Sep 17 2023 32 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subsc

Ep. 34: Dying in Utah, Mega-Yachts & Tommy's Crohn's Disease

Aug 13 2023 33 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids Th

Ep. 33: Legal Gladiators, Double Flicks & Partially Digested Beef Jerky

Jul 30 2023 42 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $

Ep. 32: Credit and Other Karma, George & Severed Head Puppets

Jun 18 2023 31 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with karma, if we'd rather continue working for a large shitload of money or stop working for a small shitload of money, and Tristan reads a review of an averagely concerning new religion. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFaceboo

Ep. 31: Wrestling Music, Cactus Poetry & Hitler's Bookstore

May 21 2023 35 mins  
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what our walk-on music would be if we were big, bad, scary & hairy wrestlers, we recite our favorite poems, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome bookstore in Arkansas.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirt