Dynasty As They Wanna Be

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Dynasty As They Wanna Be is a podcast where hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drill into every episode of Dynasty, the iconic 1980s television series starring John Forsythe, Linda Evans, and Joan Collins as members of the cat-fighting Carrington clan. Each week, Derrik and Kyler recap an installment of the landmark prime-time soap opera that defined an era with sequins and shoulder pads. For more, go to nastypodcast.com. Get bonus content on Patreon
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324 - The Cabin

Apr 14 2022 43 mins  
Did you miss us? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are back to drill into the third season finale "The Cabin" to examine who would want to torch Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and why Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) has reached homophobic new lows. They also wonder how Kirby Colby (Kathl

Bonus Episode: John James, Jack Coleman, Gordon Thomson

Apr 10 2022 45 mins  
In this very special bonus episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang chats with Dynasty stars John James, Jack Coleman, and Gordon Thomson ahead of their "Cocktails with the Carringtons" show. The trio discuss how they were originally cast in the series, why their bond is still so strong, and what they thought was their proudest moment on Dynasty. For ticke

323 - The Threat

May 31 2021 44 mins  
In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dive into one of the most infamous episodes of Dynasty: "The Threat," which features the lily pond battle between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins). Who won? Who lost? And who looked the best dripping wet in a gown? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and hea

322 - The Dinner

Apr 11 2021 36 mins  
In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss the recent 40th anniversary reunion of Dynasty cast members organized by Emma Samms. They also dig into reader mail and recap the episode "The Dinner," which features desk shaming by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans), typewriter catfishing by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins), and the tr

321 - The Vote

Feb 14 2021 37 mins  
Happy Valentine's Day! It's time to slip into the latest episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be. In this installment, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari wonder why Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) needs to ask for money and ponder why Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins) thinks it's appropriate to wear pajamas to a business meeting. They're also amped to see Krystle Carri

320 - The Downstairs Bride

Jan 31 2021 40 mins  
In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari admonish Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) for not wanting to raise the baby of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), rate the interior décor of the honeymoon suite of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller), and applaud Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) for laying dow

319 - Fathers and Sons

Dec 26 2020 42 mins  
In this very special holiday edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate the Dynasty-themed Christmas presents they received, including a 1983 edition of Playboy magazine featuring Claudia Blaisdel actress Pamela Bellwood. Later, they welcome Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) home to Denver and dissect why maid Jeanette Robbins (

318 - Reunion in Singapore

Dec 05 2020 43 mins  
Caviar, anyone? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip Champagne and eat caviar while discussing the awkward reunion of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) and the hasty motel marriage proposal of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). For more, visit nastypodcast.com,

317 - Battle Lines

Nov 01 2020 41 mins  
Darling! In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary with Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex before diving into this week's episode: Battle Lines, which marks the return of lawyer shark Andrew Laird (Peter Mark Richman) and the awkward sexual consummation of Jeff Colby (John Ja

316 - The Mirror

Oct 13 2020 31 mins  
In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), the enormous ego of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins), and the most heinous outfit ever worn by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also complain about dropping a bottle of expensive French liqueur on the ground and The M