BE NOT AFRAID

Sep 22 2023 122
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An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.

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Sep 22 2023 1 mins  
Our story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Scripts and

MINISODE: Talk Shite, Get Smite

Sep 15 2023 11 mins  
"Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim judgment upon it; for their wickedness has come before Me. Jonah, however, started out to flee to Tarshish from GOD’s service." Episode content warnings: auditory hallucinations, perceived descent into madness, non-lethal choking, nudity, references to child endangerment, sexual innuendo, many eyed entities, manipul

12 - Until The Shadows Flee

Jun 02 2023 39 mins  
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale! Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠�

11 - Are There Any Girl Angels?

May 02 2023 39 mins  
Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions. Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, s

10 - Hell of a Book Club

Apr 02 2023 33 mins  
Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt. Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45 Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.m

09 - Hot Stuff

Mar 02 2023 23 mins  
An angel, a djinn and a two headed demon walk into a forge. A king dreams of building a kingdom so magnificent that even the angels want to live there. Episode content warnings: slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠�

08 - Degrees of Freedom

Feb 02 2023 27 mins  
Asmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven... Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture Series content

07 - Aftermath

Jan 08 2022 18 mins  
After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. Episode content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost a.k.a. friends as fertilizer Series content warnin

06 - Flood

Jun 19 2021 30 mins  
After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions. Episode content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender co

05 - Heavenly Heist (Part 2)

Oct 22 2020 26 mins  
Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven. Satan has entered the chat. Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more