Don't Get the Soup

What is Mercury in Retrograde and why is it ruining Miles' plans? Also: Grandparent bait-and-switch, and John's got new meds!

Would an AI clone of your consciousness be evil? ...and would it really be "you"?

Miles and Beckee compare expectations vs reality for the year 2021

How to train your sense of smell to come back after losing it to COVID-19 or because you got punched really hard.

That dumb hot coffee lawsuit wasn't as dumb as you think, Miles has superhuman hearing, and we should all agree to pretend that fake diamonds are real.

The gang gets edgy, medical procedures that went away for good reason, and a firsthand encounter with the Time Knife.

Season Two starts now! Miles took a sketch comedy writing class, there's a fun drinking game to go along with the movie Llamageddon, and hear the long slow goodbye to a beat up old car.

All gooses are bastards, especially the Canadian ones, but one goose in p-articular really gets OUR goose. Also, Miles is dead so Charlie from Memphis fills in until corpse reanimation technology catches up with the rest of the world.

Join us for GAME NIGHT 10/9/21! Play Jackbox games with the DGTS crew and listeners. Send us a DM on Instagram @dontgetthesoup or on Twitter @fakerealmiles to get the details!

Miles does 10 Card readings for Beckee and John, then explains how a tarot reading actually works - even if you don't believe in it!