Baywatch Rookie School

Aug 10 2022 16

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A podcast where 2 men—who have never watched Baywatch before—try and watch Baywatch!

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Your Favorite Magic Crime

Aug 10 2022 93 mins

S4E17: Falcon Manifesto. Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes just like real wenus, but made entirely from discarded Baywatch plot points

Two Other Jabroni Lifeguards (ft. Eric Maccoux)

Jul 27 2022 109 mins

S4E16: Mirror, Mirror Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is obviously the horny twin and Michael is the research twin.

A Folder in Firefox Called "Morgan's Mom" (Ft. Parker Phend)

Jul 20 2022 84 mins

S4E15: Coronado del Soul Part 2. If there's horny ghosts, in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Baywatchers!

The Wind is Just A Horny Ghost (Ft. Parker Phend)

Jul 13 2022 106 mins

S4E14: Coronado del Soul Pt. 1. Beef boys! Exciting news! We're hosting our first Baywatch Rookie School Con at the Coronado del Soul. In order to register, you just need to become a ghost and buy tickets from the spooooooky gift shop. Don't worry, this gift shop does have an exit

Wrap It Before You Slap It

Jul 06 2022 88 mins

S4E13: Red Knight. It's the end of Ben! We are not sad to see him go, even if this is a particularly bad sign off. Come and join us on the beach for a reunion of the Red Knights (or more like the Red Tights amirite???). Also Morgan finally gets a Godfather

Cook According To Box Directions

Jun 29 2022 76 mins

S4E12: Second Time Around. We're back! Morgan's back from vacation, so we're recording the episodes we don't have any guests for. Baywatch is hitting it's stride in Season 4, which means they've stopped writing interesting episodes and are just recycling their formulas

Fishin' For Dick (Ft. Jon Brence)

Jun 22 2022 107 mins

S4E11: The Child Inside. It's time for a Very Special Episode starring a young Republican gymnast. Baywatch doesn't completely bungle depicting the Special Olympics, so that's nice. They didn't do a good job, but it's not as bad as we feared

He Who Should Not Be Wahoo'd (Ft. Homecoming)

Jun 15 2022 127 mins

S4E10: Tower of Power. Baywatch is back on it's racist shit, so that's fun. Homecoming is also back, that's actually fun! We talk about graffiti and introduce a new segment, our Pier Review

Intersectional Cannibalism (Ft. Tristan)

Jun 08 2022 116 mins

S4E9: Ironman Buchannon. In a shockingly horny episode of the podcast, we spend far too much time (and also not nearly enough time) talking about old Nickelodeon Game Shows. #ReleaseTheSnyderCutOfBaywatch #PleaseDontActuallyDoThat #IDontWantSynderFansOnMyCase #NumberOneCheerWorthyMoment

Lars von Trier's Baywatch

Jun 01 2022 88 mins

S4E8: Submersion. CW: Talk of child death. Well, this is a heavy one, so it's a little hard to write a good joke description. Mitch deals with PTSD after almost failing to save a kid and we try to find ways to talk about it while making the show still listenable. How did we do? You tell us