The Doucheless Vegan

The vegan vixens are back! Michael and his trophy beard Carla are back with new recipes you’ll go cous-cous for, meaty details on new adventures and what billionaires are saying about a new not-so-meaty society. Plus cat farts.

After a brief hiatus, King Vegan Michael Stuart Webb and his trophy beard Carla Collins, are back and it’s over for you bitches! This show has everything: the best vegan cheese and sour cream, titty kitties, British witches, Scottie Pippen’s new vegan popcorn, Jamie Dornan’s hotness, femme porn, a new baby, and a comedy Revival.

On this week’s episode Michael and Carla talk about unmistakable signs from the other side, relishing a good haircut, homemade jalapeno relish and shining a light on Canada’s dark past.

On this week’s episode Michael and Carla have a kiki about pro wrestling to wrestling our demons, how some are confusing Messenger with Tinder, vegans wines that are smoother than Michael Buble’s voice and vegan ice cream with a cherry on top. Wait ‘til you hear what Michael can do with a cherry…

On this week’s episode Michael and Carla couldn’t get any cheesier: from talking the best faux fromage to people who are the real deal and being up front about the universe having your back, these two may not be from Champagne in France but they are both sparkling vegans.

This week Michael and Carla don’t pull any punches, especially if the punch is spiked with Raspberry vodka. They talk up a Tik Tok trend, Phoenix rising, CTV newsroom nostalgia and go into full yeast mode.

In this episode Michael is a little bit country and Carla is a little bit rock and spring roll. They cover everything from the ultimate vegan Caesar salad to a forest sponge bathing in this Impossible Whopper of a show.

This week Michael and Carla cover everything from homophobia to mental health awareness month to muumuus (cuz muumuus do cover everything). Also when it comes to vegan beef, it’s a just the tips situation.

In this Mother of all episodes Michael and Carla honor all the beautiful Moms, have a literal and figurative sausage fest, get meta with feta and talk about something that will truly make your hair curl.

Join Michael and Carla as they discuss birthday gone virtual , Indian cuisine gone vegan, numerology, horses gone wild and The Hangover gone woke.