Older Wiser Weirder

Dec 26 2021

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Getting older isn't so bad. Or at least that's what two dads in their 40s like to tell themselves. Older, Wiser, Weirder is hosted by Jon and Patrick, two long-time friends who started podcasting as a way to stay creative and connected during the pandemic. Join them as they discuss everything from hip hop to travel to dadly inspiration. And don't forget to go have some fun!

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Episode 30: Watch the Weather Change

Dec 26 2021 51 mins

You know when someone says the only constant is change? It's simultaneously true and vapid. Save it, dickwad. The dads talk about what changes they've experienced throughout life. It's as riveting as it sounds. So strap on your ear goggles, change your pants and go have some fun!

Episode 29: Giving Thanks for Great Food

Nov 26 2021 57 mins

What are your favorite dishes for a Thanksgiving feast? What are your least favorite? On this episode, the dads give you the run down of what is good and what is bad about Thanksgiving foods. Loosen your belt and go have some fun!

Episode 28: u mad, bro?

Nov 02 2021 52 mins

*Aaron Staind voice* It's beeeen awhile. The dads are back after a bit of a hiatus. Every dad needs a break every now and again. Some time to scroll Twitter while sitting on the toilet. A little me time. Well, on this episode we aren't talking about me time. We're talking about things that annoy us! So stop backing into parking spaces and go have some fun, butt munch!

Episode 27: The Honeymoon Period

Sep 23 2021 47 mins

Jon shares a hilarious dad update. Patrick might have been negligent. After updates, the dads tell the tales of their wedding and honeymoon. A wholesome topic for tumultuous times. Put on your tux, give the episode a listen and then go have some fun!

Episode 26: Alternate Employment Reality

Sep 02 2021 47 mins

After a couple of great dad updates, Jon and Patrick ponder what they'd be doing for a living if they were banned from their current profession. Be a scuba instructor? Build furniture? Be a hot air balloon? There's only one way to find out. Give it a listen and then go have some fun!

Episode 25: We Won't Survive

Aug 06 2021 53 mins

The life expectancy in the Middle Ages was 31 years. The dads are well past that. In this episode they discuss what would happen if they were teleported to various eras and forced to survive. Could they win a sword fight? Would they die of fever? You be the judge, but not until you've gone and had some fun!

Episode 24: Pepsi Generation

Aug 03 2021 51 mins

The dads discuss what it's like being between two generations even though they technically belong to the extreme beginning of the millennial generation. We'd prefer to be part of the Pepsi Generation but no one asked us. As usual the dads spend a lot of time talking about what it was like when they were kids. Fire up Windows 3.1, open up Real Player and go have some fun!

Episode 23: Buyer's Remorse

Jul 22 2021 67 mins

In this episode, the dads talk about online shopping and Jeff Bezos's penis rocket. They go through recent Amazon purchases and discuss the virtues of Amazon Basics, with everything from shorts to safes! Make sure to get that free shipping and go have some fun!

Episode 22: Framed for Murder

Jul 10 2021 59 mins

The dads reunite after a few weeks off to discuss what scares them. Jon explains his oldest fear while Patrick's fears have evolved considerably since he became a dad. Keep the lights on while listening to this one if you get scared easily but don't forget to go have some fun.

Episode 19: Spooooky Ghosts

Jun 30 2021 56 mins

Episode 18 is lost forever but Episode 19 is coming at you covered in ectoplasm! Tonight the dads talk about spooky ghosts, and a little bit about aliens. Jon also keeps trying to convince Patrick that we live in a simulation. Stick around for a special message from Patrick to you partway through the pod. Bust out your EVP recorder and go have some fun!