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Send us a Text Message.You know what you should do tomorrow? Go to Eucharistic adoration. Put on some Gregorian chants. Andy Elliot, Andrew Tate, Garyvee... they're not gunna tell you shit like that. Find a woman, get her pregnant 9x and take them to mass every sunday. I've never seen a dude in khakis at mass with an astrovan full of children not smiling. and maybe that's a persona

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Send us a Text Message.listen. I get it. I'd be mad too. you finally find someone who gets you and they just spit in your big dumb mouth. how do you think we feel? you think we want to spit in your mouth? you think we want to hold you down, use a vice to hold your jaws open, and drop our hot, wet saliva in your mouth? Ok, fine, we do. but this is the last hiatus. pinkie promise. we

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