Boys on the Case

This week John is absent. You know what that means- the quality is absent too! I'm kidding. Or am I? I am. Unless... Jeremy took this opportunity to invite some guests on and solve the viewers real world problems! Maybe we'll actually solves some cases this time.  Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected] Send us an audio message at: anchor.

The boys are back! And they're talking about why children's cartoons are so messed up. I know it's been a while, but we've been training in a mountain top monastery deep within the unknown regions of southeast Asia. Unfortunately, that training had nothing to do with podcasting, so we're a little rusty. So nothing really has changed.  Got a question that needs answers? Email

THIS WEEK THE BOYS FIGURE OUT WHAT SOUP IS. WOW IS THIS A DARK ONE, Y'ALL. SO, YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT SOUP?? OH BOY, WE GOT PLENTY OF INFO ABOUT SOUP FOR YOU. UNLESS. . .  YOU'RE SCARED TO ENTER OUR REALM OF SOUP?? PLEASE DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, SOUP CAN'T HURT YOU.  Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected] Send us an audio message at: anc

This week the boys talk about serial killers and where the ding dang heck they all went. In other news, I am proud to announce that Sonic the Hedgehog is my new best friend. We go on adventures and have dinner together. I know you're all jealous, and I want to congratulate everyone who entered the contest to become my new best friend because you all did very well and should be prou

This week Jeremy is absent (because he's a tool) so it's just Boy on the Case! But that means John gets to talk about aliens and be weird with it. The problem with aliens is that even if they’re wicked hot we won’t be able to talk to them so how would you even flirt with them? I can’t even flirt with people who speak English, much less life from another planet. I can’t even

This week the boys figure out which U.S. president would win in a battle royal style death match! Spoilers: its not Andrew Johnson. Update for those who have been reading the episode descriptions—we have made it through our joke shortage and now have a joke surplus. We will, however, not be lowering joke prices back to where they were before the shortage. The higher prices will g

This week the boys discuss theme parks and how they went from a place to wash yo nasty body to a Disney themed, overpriced bar. The bad news is I don't have a funny goof or gag for the description for this one. I used them all up. Jokes are a limited resource, and without careful planning and sustainable practices they can run out. In fact, the UN predicts that at our currant rate

Happy Halloween ghouls, fiends, and non-binary monsterfolk! To celebrate the spookiness the boys watched John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) and made this commentary track to listen to alongside it. While it is not necessary to watch the movie alongside the commentary, we recommend you do so for the full experience. It'll feel like the boys are in the room with you (minus the odor).

The Halloween festivities continue this week with another spooOOoky question. This week the boys discuss why some people don't like the sensation of fear, while others are complete weirdos who want to experience the brain chemical cocktail that happens when being chased by a ghoul or a goblin. Idk what a ghoul is for sure, but I know its different than a gabagool- which is an Itali

Happy Boyiversary! It's hard to believe that we've been making this show for one year, and its still about as good as it was at the start. For this week's episode John goes back and redoes the first question he ever investigated from our (unaired) pilot episode. Also it's scary cause Halloween.   Got a question that needs answers? Email the boys at [email protected] Sen