Hot Pocket

Sep 30 2022

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Journeymen broadcasters Saad and Shehr dunk on obnoxious social media personalities and offer half-decent research pieces on all things weird and historical. Have some laughs and lose your mind with us. Follow the Podcast's Instagram page @hotpocketpod Find Shehr at @shehryar_h on Instagram and Twitter Find Saad at @passthefoodtomahmood on Instagram @foodtomahmood on Twitter https://stmahmood012.medium.com/

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persian thugs

Sep 30 2022 51 mins

~Persian thuuuuuugs, but Contras from Nicaragua~Protests abound, hijabs burned, shots fired, kabobs unseasoned: A lot's been happening in Iran. Once again, the Hot Pocket lads offer some historical context and advice to chew on.We focus on the history of the BP oil company, formerly known as the Anglo-Persian Oil Company, to explain why the West has always been so interested in thi

from the ashes

Sep 23 2022 50 mins

And just in time for spooky season.Raise your PSL's, the prodigal sons have returned from their sabbatical. We promised big changes upon our return, and today, I'm happy to announce that none of those have been finalized yet. Good work team.Instead, we're doing a grab-bag of major headlines that we missed: Shout out to the dead queen and all her bootlickers, colored and uncolored (

they're mid

Jul 08 2022 55 mins

And so was this photoshop, but I tried my darndesdt.Rejoice for our long anticipated reunion. The Hot Pocket hosts recount their recent travels before hitting the pop culture one-two. We reviewed CLB, now for the oonst-oonst follow up. It's a little catchy? Then Ms. Marvel: One point for representation, minus six points for being incredibly annoying. Watch Ramy instead.Ol' reliable

secret muslims

Jun 28 2022 58 mins

A Xinjiang 101 Class. Do yourself a favor, even if you think you know what's happening, listen up.We open with a mood and theme primer. Nairah was just one little girl working in a hospital, how did she dramatically change the outcome of a war?And then for the special: The secret Muslims they don't want us to know about. Here's a lecture and debrief on the Uyghurs. We're covering e

incel pickup lines

May 25 2022 45 mins

With a devilish grin I ask her: "Have you had bofa?" (If she asks what that is, I then say "these nuts". If she knows, I inquire about her favorite cryptocurrency).@incelReplies is doing the lord's work and screenshotting the world's most down bad lads. Dudes who've only manifested being within 2 feet of a woman got the most insane pickup lines and we read through a bunch for some

mirror to the world

May 18 2022 45 mins

See what you like? Probably shouldn't.Ok doomers. Everything's bad, real bad, let's start with an update on Ukraine. Then we explain how THE RICHEST, MOST BLOATED COUNTRY ON EARTH IS RUNNING OUT OF BABY FORMULA. Corporate America needs to go, we pledge our allegiance to a different national anthem.But wait! Kendrick just dropped a new album. It's real good, but we start talking abo

hypothetical mothers' day

May 11 2022 49 mins

For the coulda, woulda, maybe-shoulda-but-the-right-to-choose-is-most-important mothers and others: We salute thee.The dreaded day is upon us: Roe v Wade is about to be overturned. It's a full on rant this episode. We look at how different groups latch onto the abortion issue, take a bat to the Supreme C0urt's brand, and advocate for change that goes beyond the acceptable channels

altercation nation

Apr 27 2022 59 mins

If you want to skip our ringside commentary jump to the 22 minute mark.Minimal effort or bold experimental episode? You decide. We chill and spill while watching the heavyweight title fight until a sudden KO forces us to shift gears. It gets weird.Hot Pocket weighs in on the Depp v Heard trial, and we explore the gender dynamics of assault and abuse. Speaking of lacking ladies: Saa

no confidence

Apr 13 2022 36 mins

I think it's America's turn to elect a celebrated athlete for head of state. Feeling good about OJ. Here comes Number 47, President Juice.Hot Pocket goes to its roots, trouble's brewin' in the motherland. Here's a 101 course on how Imran Khan got in and out of the Prime Minister seat. We make the case that this is a story about foreign meddling. America's unsavory history with the

fast slaps

Apr 06 2022 45 mins

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh brothers and sisters. Prepare for brain farts, we're running on fumes. Returning from our week long sabbatical, we catch up on THE news: The Slappening. Is it important? No not really, but we'll get our licks in and make fun of everyone. We proceed to talk about Hot Pocket's first Ramadan: goal setting, worshipping with purpose, and fighti