Married, Divorced & Dating

May 06 2024 19
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Modern romance comes in all shapes and sizes...like butt plugs, it turns out. Join best friends Carl and Rachel as they dive deep into the wilderness of being married, divorced and dating! Now single for the first time in 11 years, Rachel has been running headfirst into life after marriage. Following her divorce, she is discovering a whole new world of flirting, one-night stands, dating and alllll the relevant apps! Carl is happily married, has worked in radio for over a decade and loves a bloody good yarn! He and his beautiful wife are the #relationshipgoals we're all looking for. Carl and Rachel have been known to twist each other's arms into some pretty wild nights out and weird experiences. Egging each other on is a familiar trait to their friendship. So strap yourself in for some wild tangents, outrageous banter, and a bunch of dating stories that may contain nuts.

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#86 - "Fingering their boyfriend in front of them"

May 06 2024 42 mins  
Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on

#85  - ‘A guy for breakfast, a girl for desert ’ with Tessa Paisan

Apr 29 2024 51 mins  
Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kic

#84  - ‘I want to try it with a women before getting married’

Apr 22 2024 49 mins  
We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationsh

#83  -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet?

Apr 15 2024 37 mins  
The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivor

#82  - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben and Jaz

Apr 08 2024 61 mins  
Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀 Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance

#81  - Road head hunting

Dec 11 2023 32 mins  
#81 - Roadhead hunting How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? We would love to hear your thoughts! This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home! Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight

#80  - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist

Dec 04 2023 65 mins  
You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners. She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting. But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend wh

#79  - “OMG I pulled his pants down and…”

Nov 27 2023 33 mins  
Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy. Our guest Dan this week shares the gr

#78 - “My asshole is blinking at him” - Dan Webby - Edge Breakfast

Nov 20 2023 52 mins  
Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked

#77 - “My first ever orgy!”

Nov 13 2023 32 mins  
We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it! We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy. Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list�