Serious Business

Synchronize your time gnomes, everyone. Join Sam, Bastian, and Ari, as we read the section of Homestuck that dares to ask questions like “What if Caliborn played a game of pool that was also like Deep Impact? ?” and “How do Cherubs have sex?” and “What if Gamzee was someone’s dad?” This episode covers pages 5927 - 6014 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best

Following Trickster Mode, kids are in various states of hungover. Cathartic conversations are had. The Alpha Kids Ascend. Her Imperious Condescension springs a trap. In which Sam discusses which X-men characters are the most Homestuck (@Bastian Rachel Summers is more Homestuck than Cable because same backstory + lesbian), Bastian asks if you even skate, and Ari makes an accidental

Flippety dippety doo bup bup shrubber double floppy mumblescurry noodlescoop pizzabubble pizzabubble mip mip mip mip mip mip. Welcome to Trickster Mode! Ari gets annoyed at the comic!!!! OH BOY!!!!! Bastian makes the best jokes! WHEEEEEE! Sam provides last-minute trivia! YIPEEEE! This episode covers pages 5714 - 5787 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the U

Okay, yeah, so actually Jake is more of the focus in this episode but I wanted to use this title before this act ended. We finish up the last pre-trickster mode section. Topics discussed include chivalry, the path to radicalization online, but in a bad way, and clown code. This episode covers pages 5658 - 5713 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial H

IIn which your hosts talk about Wizardy Herbert, Calliope's self image issues, how glitter is evil, the results of our poll from last episode, Dirk and Lil' Hal, and ARquiusprite. The LoadingReadyRun video we referenced can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbr1Xn_m20s This episode covers pages 5572 - 5657 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read

*Content Warning: From 34:08 - 44:43 there is a discussion of sexual harassment.* The crew begins on Homestuck Act Six Act Five: Of Gods and Tricksters, and the gang gets reacquainted with the alpha kids. We discuss Homestuck's straightest gay relationship, questioning why anyone would like Jake English, make our way through the worst conversation in Homestuck, ask "what i

In this episode of Serious Business, Ari forays into being a Gamzee apologist. We discuss the nature of stories, the meta aspects of things, and everyone's favorite Denizen, Yaldabaoth. This episode covers pages 5440 - 5511 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive. Get in touch! Follow Serious Business on twitter: https://twi

The gang somehow gets sidetracked minimally as we talk about Act Six Act Four. That said, we still manage to mention LoadingReadyRun, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting about as I type this description. This episode covers pages 5439 & 5439 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive

In this episode of Serious Business, we talk about the final three irrelevant trolls introduced to Homestuck, talk about our experiences with alcohol, and say some normal Homestuck sentences. This episode covers pages 5398 - 5437 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive. Get in touch! Follow Serious Business on twitter: https://tw

In our return from unannounced hiatus, Serious Business discusses Cronus Ampora, Mituna Captor, Meulin Leijon, and Kurloz Makara. Latchula jokes continue. Bastian makes Sam spit root beer all over themself. John does a good fight before learning it doesn’t matter. Disability only exists in Homesick because of violence. This episode covers pages 5308 - 5397 of Andrew Hussie's