Half-ass witchery

Ever wanted to explore the whimsical and earthy realm of Taurus season with a dash of witchy wisdom? Join Micah and Vanessa as they unfurl the velvet blanket of the stars, guiding you through a sensual constellation of topics from the magical to the mundane. As Vanessa, the Taurus moon enchantress, serenades us with her insights, we promise you'll discover new ways to indulge in th

Ever felt the fiery stirrings of Aries season urging you to make bold moves? Well, Vanessa and I have just the potion for your cosmic cravings. Step into the Half-Ass Witchery realm where we kick off the Astrological New Year with a bang—or should I say, a spark? Explore personal tales of Aries-inspired confrontations, the allure of the moon market, and witchy wares that unveil t

WE ARE BACK!Quick recapVanessa and Micah had a wide-ranging conversation that touched on various topics, including celebrity gossip (old as it may be). They also discussed escapism and the implications of lies that defy adult logic. Further, they talked about their personal projects and recent losses, the significance of the full moon, and the concept of a living funeral. They also