Fiction Fixation

Imagine, you’re a 40 year old divorcee with a teenage daughter. Your ex-husband nails on parenting time on your BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. Your life is over. WRONG. Because you’re Anne Hathaway. You’re gonna go to Coachella, meet a pop star, then tour with him around Europe all summer and see what them hands do.

This week we take on this based on true events movie starring Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst. They may have changed his name, but they couldn’t change the creep factor or his implied guilt of at least 2 murders (and accessory to another). While well never know exactly what happened to his wife, he do know he had a wall of windows. And that speaks for itself.

What kind of messy intrigue are you involved with? The answer for our teenage assassin is, well...a lot. Anything she can find honestly. Even after adamantly stating she will not get involved. All while navigating a love triangle between her guard and the prince. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Courtney to introduce Rose to the cult she’s been begging for by dragging her furthe

On the heels of TTPD’s release we needed to feel... Well, tortured. Emotionally mangled. Cruel manipulation. Some less than honorable intentions if you will. And this movie delivered from the joyless, unsupervised teenagers, all the way to the vehicular manslaughter and a surprise funeral revenge plot? Yes, please.

We present to you, this unintentional comedic masterpiece, starring Gina Rodriguez and Ariana Greenblatt. We watch them as they face the struggles of sleep deprivation, including but not limited to; looting, widespread vandalism, cognitive decline, irritability, one creepy pastor, grand theft auto, murder, the US Military, teenage boy attitude and potential human sacrifice. Did we

We will never forgive TikTok for delaying our watching of ”Damsel,” the 2024 dark fantasy starring the phenomenal Millie Bobby Brown. This movie is all about feminine rage and revenge, so buckle up girly pop, we are diving into a deep pit to settle some old royal family debts. Not willingly, of course. That’s where the rage part comes in. Join us for our hilarious recap of th

When an ambitious young woman tells a little white lie on a plane to impress the hot British guy beside her, she has no idea how far she will have to take it. After all, doesn’t she know the first rule of a rom-com? The stranger sitting beside you on a plane is someone who you will for SURE see again. On our search for a modern Rom-Com that ticks all our boxes brought us to the 2

Rose was dying to watch Anyone But You for the podcast. A rom-com enemies to lovers feature two hot actors? This was right up our alley. However, while we usually lovingly drag movies over the coals, this movie we tie to train tracks. This movie really got us going. So buckle up and prepare, we are on our bullshit this episode. Hilarity ensues. Hope you enjoy!

This episode we recap the wacky thriller You Get Me staring Bella Thorne and a grown man trying to pass for a teenage boy. When young guy finds the perfect window during his 24hr break up from his girlfriend to hook up with another girl, he gets what he deserves--an obsessed stalker who infiltrates his life, seduces his friends, and takes out anyone in the way. We aren’t sure wha

This week we bring you a the 2024 Netflix original Players. A group of friends who specialize in running small cons to trick unsuspecting strangers into sleeping with them, find their match in a prestigious reporter who is the kind of man you freeze your eggs for. This is the first time that they are playing for keeps and they are committed to help their fellow group member land th