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Send us a Text Message.This month we celebrate 5 years of "experiences" together! To commemorate, we go back to almost our very beginning, the second movie we ever watched together, 2015's American Poltergeist. Five college kids move into a house with a sinister history.This movie tries to convince us Lizzie Borden was six feet tall with red hair, and that her house is now a mansio

Send us a Text Message.This month we talk about 1972's Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, which stars Alan Ormsby, who has writing credits that include Popcorn and Cat People, and is directed by Bob Clark, who directed Black Christmas and A Christmas Story. None of those facts help this movie. A theater group goes to an island to stay the night and raise the dead. Seriously,

Send us a Text Message.For this episode, we talk about what is probably the grossest movie we've ever seen, 1987's The Nest.Meat eating roaches attack a small fishing village.How gross is this movie? So much so that we say 'gross' approximately 33 times. You could make it a drinking game! We audibly squirm as we talk about roaches in a toilet tank, invading a diner, eating a chef,

Send us a Text Message.We did not choose the movie for this episode because it is bad. It's really not. We chose it for the zombies! From 1974, it's Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, or The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, or Breakfast at the Manchester Morgue, depending where you find it.A couple is accused of a rash of murders by a sergeant who refuses to believe it's actually being com

Send us a Text Message.We can't deny how excited we are about this month's episode. Maybe you've heard us talk highly about our appreciation of Polonia Brothers movies, but with this episode, we get to fully gush about Mark and John Polonia's first movie, Church of the Damned! A satanic cult goes on a killing spree, and two cops try to stop them.It's Mark! It's John! It's Todd Mich

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to season 3! Once again, we are starting the season celebrating a work from Mr. Wings Hauser. From 1991, Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time stars Marc Singer as Dar, Wings Hauser as Arklon, and has a brief appearance by Robert Z'Dar (Eric in Grotesque) as Zavic. Some screenplay credits go to Ken Hauser, an alias of Wings.Dar must travel to Eart

Send us a Text Message.After a long delay, we finally have our season finale ready, which is Trucks, from 1997. It has a few stars, but we recognize a young Brendan Fletcher, who plays Logan, from Blubberella, where he played Nathaniel. Also, the ill-fated mailman, Terence Kelly, made an appearance in American Gothic as the curiously laughing psychiatrist. Trucks become sentient an

Send us a Text Message.This month we cover The Being, which contains an Oscar winner, a Laugh-In legend, a munchkin, and a confusing monster.A mutated creature wrecks havoc on Pottsville, Idaho.We don't know how said Being gets around so quickly. We don't know if it's one or many. We don't know how it oozes through car radios. What we do know is we watched this movie so you don't h

Send us a Text Message.For this month's episode we talk about 1983's Mountaintop Motel Massacre, a lovely movie with insects, rodents, and a surprisingly skillful murderer.A woman gets out of a mental hospital, kills her daughter, and then many other people who were lucky enough to stay at this deteriorated motel.Somehow Evelyn, the elderly killer, is stealthy and moves heavy bodie

Send us a Text Message.We watched a Ron Howard movie, and not a good one. Cotton Candy, a TV movie from 1978, stars Charles Martin Smith as George, Clint Howard as Corky, and Rance Howard as Mr. Bremmercamp. It was also written by Ron and Clint Howard.A down on his luck high school senior starts a band.The villain band is Rapid Fire, and they somehow have an entourage, even though