Nelson Nonsense

Just in time for Valentine's Day - here's the episode we recorded on Christmas! TOGETHER IN PERSON! We finally give you *drum roll* Part One of Smallville Season 8. *fireworks confetti* This episode comes with video (subscribe on YouTube), a special appearance by Sierra, and even more moments than normal of us cracking each other up. Please excuse Lindsay for apparently n

"In this parade of stupid and dumb," we bring you the lost episode of Gilmore Boys, all about Jason and Christopher. And by"lost" we mean "recorded it once and it didn't save." But we are committed! So here it is. Light on the Jason. Heavy on the Christopher. Because - well - need we explain? In true Nelson fashion, we somehow still found a way to

*rose dawson voice* "It's been 84 years."WE ARE BACK. Again Finally. Potentially more consistently. And next time, with video! But for now here is the long-awaited part two of season seven. We hope you enjoy the absolute chaos of this episode - rife with cat shenanigans, phantom ac unit background static, Jeffrey, insane plot twists, and lots of cackling. Support the

Hey there, ho there, how do you do? This is Nelson Nonsense saying "Hi" to you! We're Lindsay, Aimee, and...that's it. It's still just us. Back again. Finally. With our next installment of deep, thought-provoking, Smallville analysis. This week, Lindsay slices through the dense first half of Season Seven. Shout out to Ben for all his help. Support the Show.

*Spongebob narrator voice* "Nearly one month later..." Season 6 - Part Two! Smallville sure knows how to pack a metric f*ck ton into the latter half of a season, and Lindsay really knows how to talk about all of it at equally great lengths. Is this yet another over-an-hour-long episode? Yes. Did Lindsay cram her review of 22 episodes into approximately 2.5 hours? Also yes

And now, for the fourth installment of Smallville & Lois, Lindsay passionately (and slightly erratically) talks you through Season 6 - well the first half at least. This is Lindsay's second favorite season of the series, which is probably very obvious to arguably anyone. Side note: We record in different time zones, and Aimee was very tired during this episode. Can you tel

Who's that boy...IT'S JESS! (again) Jess Mariano. Milo Ventimiglia. The one and only. Please enjoy Jess Pt. 2. AND. If you want, you can now WATCH US TALK TO EACH OTHER! We're really putting ourselves out there. Head on over to our YouTube if you've been longing to see our faces. (You can find the channel on our linktree.)Support the Show.EPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE

JUSTICE FOR MYSTERY WOMAN. It's finally here. The third installment of Lindsay's mini-series, "Smallville & Lois." It took her way too long to rewatch Season 5, despite having already rewatched it at least 4 times in its entirety over the past decade. But hey. Anyways, enjoy yet another hour of us sh*tting on Lana and making each other laugh probably too muc

WHO'S THAT BOY? ...IT'S JESS! Jess Mariano. Rory's second love interest of the series. Debatably the most handsome, arguably the best match, and undoubtedly the most troubled. In the third installment of her series, Aimee delivers part one (yes, there will be more) of her dissertation on Jess and the effect he has on the lives of our beloved Gilmore gals. Support the

It's Max. Medina. Max Medina. The second installment of "Gilmore Boys" is all about Lorelai's first significant other- you guessed it - Max. The English teacher with the great hair who just wanted to be a clown. Aimee knocked this one out of the park, and personally I can't wait for episode 3. (This was also our second ever in-person episode. Nbd.)Support t