Bad Planning

Hi Linda,It's Thanksgiving and this file corrupted so I had to edit it again! But honestly I deserve it as a descendant from colonists on a holiday that literally celebrates colonialism??? Like come on you guys. Anyway, enjoy this last full episode before we do our traditional reflection episode next week! We talk about everything under the sun and it's a little disjointed but we t

I just can't y'all. 30 minutes from now you won't need a description, suck it up.

Are you going to understand this title? Probably not, but it’s not our responsibility at this point. Use your imagination <3

Hi Kevin,Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. Fuck ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:The tenuous dynamics between the ego, id, and superego of Quill's local coffee shopThe dire need to look crusty, dusty, and musty in your caffeinated watering hole Trying to sa

Hi Saturn,What a cute celestial name. Anyway, it's hell week for both of us so here are the cameos from the episode where we talk about spooky art to close out #OCTOOKY:Audrey’s love for scary children’s book illustrationsShe lost 30 lbs but it's because she's been trapped in a trunk dead for 30 years #whatsthatsmellUs figuring out how shadows operate in today's societyDishevel

Hi Matt......................First of all, fuck you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossip, machetes, and punchable offenses. Honestly, it's a great social commentary and you should be so lucky to get advice from flawless queens like us.

Hi Stella. Whatever you do… don’t break into the basement of that old fucking mansion in your culdesac, take the book that is bound in human skin, and then be surprised when reading it kills all your closest family and friends. This is 2023. Anyway, welcome back to #OCTOOKY! In this episode, Quill and Audrey dive into the movie adaptation of what the American Library Associatio

Hi Chucky!!Welcome to the first episode of OCTOOKY, the month where the vibes are sinister but the stories are like a minister gently resting his hand on your leg during mass…If that didn’t make sense to you, then idk what to tell you. It’s called using your imagination.In today’s episode, Quill & Audrey return to their roots and dive into the world of horror villains�

Hello Floptina,We are devastated to inform you that this week's episode CASUALLY STOPPED RECORDING LIKE 15 MINUTES IN. In the LAST episode of REACTEMBER, we paid homage to the month by somehow managing to polish the steaming turd of mediocre app reviews into a cute and fun time ONLY FOR IT NOT TO RECORD THE WHOLE THING <3 We love this humbling moment for us. So, because we could

Hi Felicity, The next time you go to Tegucigalpa, consider flying out of the Denver Airport. Why, you ask? Because we know what you really want is to be met with frightening horse statues with glowing eyes and murals simultaneously celebrating Pride and The Third Reich. Werk.In our penultimate episode of #REACTEMEBER, Quill & Audrey close out the discussion on conspiracy theori