I Am The Cute One

May 13 2024 100

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

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The Stepford Wives (The Cuties Step Up Their Game!)

May 13 2024 63 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER

TGIF 5/10/24: Met Gala Fashion, The Trump Trial, Raven Symone Defends Her Wife, and C*ck Sucking Heroes!

May 10 2024 34 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea barely made it to Friday, but here we are! Once Donny stops itching, the Cute Ones discuss the hottest topics of the week, including Luke Skywalker’s appearance at the White House, Panera’s Charged Lemonade, the MET Gala, Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s (continued) feud, a

Ella Enchanted (The Cuties Join a Fight Club!)

May 06 2024 53 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to jo

TGIF 5/3/24: The Challengers, Stuff in Bella Hadid's Bag, and Yankin' it in Public!

May 03 2024 37 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After Chelsea arrives fergaliciously late with her bat eyes and rat ears, Donny airs his grievances about Washington, DC (WHY IS THERE NO WAWA?) Then, they discuss the hottest headlines: Drew Barrymore’s interview with Kamala Harris, the Tony nominations, Barbra Streisand’s “

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (The Cuties Drink Hot Dog Water!)

Apr 29 2024 60 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This week’s episode is about… Christ if we know, Cuties. Part “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” recap, part cry for help in honor of Donny’s health; Donny and Chelsea cover it all. They discuss drag brunches, hot dog water, themed restaurants, Chelsea’s memory

TGIF 4/26/24: Taylor Swift vs. Kim K, Tori Spelling Drama, and Prolapsed A-Holes!

Apr 26 2024 35 mins

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off cas

Judy Blume's "Forever" (The Cuties Learn to Read)

Apr 22 2024 61 mins

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their

TGIF 4/19/24: A Court of Thorns and Roses, Nature Documentaries, and Secret B*tches!

Apr 19 2024 39 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department, Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so m

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (The Cuties Eat Veal Parmesan!)

Apr 15 2024 57 mins

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea at

TGIF 4/12/24 Cyrus Family Drama, Jax and Brittany Separating, and Espresso Martini Laxatives!

Apr 11 2024 38 mins

Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probab

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