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This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's get into it!!Other topics of discussion include: touchy smoke alarms, a Wikipedia page about the Wikipedia page on Wikipedia, flexing our Am

This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan submersible implosion, Katy Perry's new album tanks, The Bear causes Emmy controversy, MrBeast and Logan Paul partner together and it's exactly

This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Tokyo!!!!, Tori's anime protagonist fantasies, lovingly written podcast episode descriptions, you should be bad, and very niche TikTok fan edits.Follow

This week we catch up on Olympic memes, the "very demure, very mindful" TikTok trend sweeping the internet, Trump's AI Taylor Swift endorsement and interview with streamer Aiden Ross that may have violated a couple FEC regulations, the Blake Lively drama, and MORE! Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: ballz to the Walz, purrcasting, Katy Perry fell off!!!, Sailor M

This week we're getting political! First: it's SO JOEVER! Biden drops out of the race! Kamala is having a brat summer! JD Vance does WHAT with couches?!! (Allegedly!) Also, a TikTok leftist faces backlash for his hot take! Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Pet names, maybe don't, gentle parent yourself, the Q anon of the left, not driving is praxis, and ConnorDa

This week Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt (for better or worse!), a bunch of celebrities died, JustPearlyThings gets read to filth in a Twitter beef, and this heat wave has us full of existential dread. Let's get into it!!Other topics of discussion include: close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, Tori the conspiracy theorist, a wholesome Shelley Duvall sto

This week America as a whole loses the Presidential Debate, Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI, we memorialize an iconic stingray, and Dr. Disrespect's Twitch ban is explained. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: the straightest holiday, Mick Jagger the journalist, I hate it thank you, murder muffins, and Monet's Slumber Party. Follow us on Twitter: @term_

This week Hannah and Tori put on their Internet Lawyer Hats! First up, stan Twitter spotlights exposed corruption in the trial of rapper Young Thug. Next on the docket is the U.S. Department of Justice suing Adobe for scummy billing practices. We're holding everyone in contempt!Other topics of discussion include: keep your secrets, this is a Christian Minecraft server, you guys hav

This week Hades 2 causes widespread bisexual panic, a love triangle has TikTok in a chokehold, two old school YouTubers may be in their friends-to-enemies arc, the internet debates the idea of being "culturally queer," and New Yorkers hate Trump. Happy Pride everybody!Other topics of discussion include: co-independence, queer passing haircuts, f*ck buckets, the coastal elite, corpo

This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outfit change and other gamer bros decry a different video game for acknowledging women/non-white people. Extremely normal stuff, folks!!Other t