soy trek

acckkk tu, Brute?

handsome, erudite, and hung like a mf'in donkey

I never thought of using beef rib meat. God damn!

Soy Shrek

he was prepared to let Picard raw. him. out.

Data stores his farts in the scrotum

my fuckdoll had twink death. what the fuck, soong?

that's his toilet reading

here are the boys that finally freed me from the burden of being married to this asshole

do they record the first human to alien blowjob? that's a significant achievement.