Family Movie Night

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It's a kid episode! Prepare your sweet tooth and join us and our children as we dissect the anti-child cinematic universe of Willy Wonka. We're discussing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), and Wonka (2023). We'll cover lighthearted topics like who's the best Wonka, our favorite candies, and our shortcomings a

If you're looking for a fever-dream high-fashion sci-fi, then do we have the film for you. This movie has everything – clothing with strategically placed holes, plots with strategically placed holes, apartments with strategically placed holes, and Gary Oldman. It's the futuristic 90's time capsule, The Fifth Element.

We came here to podcast and chew bubblegum, and we’re all out of bubblegum! Lower your IQ just a skosh and join us as we delve into the movie that is the answer to the question, “Can a terrible script with a wrestler-turned-actor alongside a Garage Band blues-riff make a great movie?” It’s John Carpenter’s ‘They Live’! OBEY! MARRY AND REPRODUCE! LISTEN TO FAMILY MOVIE

Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour yourself a cup of Human Resource and Labor Law insights! Grab your I-9 and employee handbook - we're covering the adored 80's comedy '9 to 5' this episode. Tune in, or else you're a sexist, lying, egotistical bigot.

A.K.A. the 'Gone Fission' episode. If Oppenheimer has you thirsty for more atomic bomb content, then check out this week's episode where we cover the OG nuclear cautionary tale Godzilla. This movie has everything - a muppet lizard, toy models that challenge your suspension of disbelief, and a reckless disregard for handling radioactive material. Check out this video

If you like Irish accents and crushing despair, boy do we have an episode for you. Join us as we cover light-hearted topics like mortality, rejection, and that nagging feeling that you're the dumbest person in the room as we discuss Martin McDonagh's highly quotable and quietly devastating film The Banshees of Inisherin.

What do John Wick and my second grader have in common? They both solve problems with a pencil. Join us as we discuss Baba Yaga, moody night clubs, and whether or not murdering 600 people is the best way to process grief, with this week's deep dive into the John Wick tetralogy. I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK!

FUCKIN' RICH PEOPLE. Today we chat about how Great Grandad was a dick, in-laws are savage, and maybe common-law is really the best kind of marriage. Ready or not, it's Ready or Not. And yes, we're going to make that joke several times. Enjoy!

Congrats! You are pre-approved to listen to this week's episode of Family Movie Night! Get ready to rock your tranche off as we cover this smart movie made for dumb people. We're talking about The Big Short, the movie about the housing market crash of '08 and a shit ton of acronyms.