Crash of the Mellifera

Jun 24 2024 135
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A sci-fi audio dramedy. What could be more relaxing than a space cruise hosted by Apis Industries? Nothing, of course! Join loyal cruise director AI "Worker B" and the less enthusiastic Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they investigate mysterious malfunctions, pacify the increasingly unhappy guests, and tick slowly towards their voyage's sudden, violent end. Who knows? Maybe they'll even survive! 

Updates the last Monday of every month.

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Departure

Jun 24 2024 22 mins  
Two of our heroes leave in search of the Barkeep, because splitting the party is always a great idea.Content warning: brief mention of pedophilia.Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.Episode 10 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Foll

Oops All Bloopers

May 26 2024 11 mins  
Step into the studio for an awe inspiring glimpse into our rigorous, no-nonsense recording processes. Also there are dirty jokes and dumb noises. Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanew

Episode Delay

May 17 2024
Episode 10, "Departure", is going to be released at the end of June due to blackouts. Instead, we will release a blooper reel on the last Monday in May.

The Lady

Apr 28 2024 19 mins  
In which Ray makes progress towards getting saved, and B insists she doesn't know a children's song.Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.Episode 9 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. D

Questions

Mar 24 2024 28 mins  
In the wake of the crash, the crew of the Mellifera turns to B for answers. She is unhelpful.Episode 8 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effe

Short - The Captain Helps Advertise, with bonus Barkeep scene

Feb 25 2024 8 mins  
Worker B regrets asking Captain Winnipeg to help out. Keep listening after the credits to hear the last answered audience question, directed at everyone's favorite robotic Barkeep.Transcript can be found here.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&

Short - C2C Audience Questions

Jan 28 2024 7 mins  
In which characters answer various audience submitted questions!NOTE: One of our cast members got sick in the middle of recording questions, so one of the questions submitted is not included as part of this segment-- but fret not consumers! We will record and publish the missing question at a later date.C2C Audience Questions TranscriptFollow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.c

Short - Burnhart Fan

Nov 26 2023 6 mins  
Worker B asks innocent questions about the captain's favorite film franchise with no ulterior motives whatsoever.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us

Season 1 Questions and Answers

Oct 28 2023 17 mins  
Lukas asks Morgan questions about the inspiration behind and making of Crash of the Mellifera.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!

Episode 2 Commentary

Sep 24 2023 28 mins  
Morgan and Lukas commentate episode 2-- and Morgan gives up on censoring out the explicit jokes.Transcript link coming soon.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus