Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals

May 01 2024 103 mins

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282: Reviews of Groupons

Apr 24 2024 100 mins

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281: Reviews of Mattress Stores

Apr 17 2024 92 mins

We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended. Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoo

280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences

Apr 10 2024 102 mins

This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned! ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's

279: Review of Paint and Sips

Apr 03 2024 89 mins

Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law. ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https:/

278: Reviews from 2004

Mar 27 2024 106 mins

Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles. Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2

Mar 20 2024 104 mins

Here lies Auston Powers. Sex? Yes please! Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.

276: Reviews of Rest Stops

Mar 13 2024 94 mins

Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mav

275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles

Mar 06 2024 104 mins

Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mav

274: Reviews of Lego

Feb 28 2024 85 mins

Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about