Ask My Daddy

We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers are the worst! But it gives mus

Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid fire questions at Joel speed, LET

We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners and we are finally ans

THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa! Quite the gamut on the docket for this episode. I’m sure there’s some knowledge in there somewhere, drink up cuz this will tickle you

TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two podcasters do at night at a podcast conference? Record of course! On our not so great starter equipment - blah blah blah… Daddy thinks

Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anything to do with the question - NO but who gives a shit! Gave me time to get my diddly do’s in order. Then we have to discuss in length PODFEST

Happy Birthday to US! Two mics, three people add up to an editing nightmare (please don’t be judgey). BUT, it sure was fun to have our first full episode guest - Magic Maggie, hot pharma student in da’ house! In our celebratory one year episode, we try and get through her listener question submitted via [email protected]: How does Advil know where to go in your body to re

Ok TBH - I have no idea what century debate was referenced at the end of the previous episode’s description - alcohol kills my memory and we DIVE right back into the PERIODIC TABLE. My suggestion is to binge these two episode one after the other. We are getting into the history (not my best subject) of this stupid smart table and apparently I can’t pronunciate Mr. Lavoosier. I

Is this going to be our FIRST EVER two part question expanding across TWO episodes?? Fingers crossed, so it begins - sterioscopic and flapping cat hairs. We still have to get through the silly beginning banter and blow some mics while I still try to figure out what the actual eff I’m doing with sound. I really wish I had trumpet sounds because we are discussing the Periodic Table

I know it’s been a minute or more than a minute, but we are back to impart some knowledge (or lack of) on this episode! Do we have to discuss Wordle AND sing the effin Mickey Mouse song on every episode? Yeah we do cuz Mickey Mouse does a BLURT! I know, wtf… SMH IRL IDK! Daddy is ready and willing and… we try to fit our listeners in our hands before getting to the good stuff.