The Ascertainers

Send us a Text Message.If you ever wanted to know how Jim would react to winning the Radio Game--this episode is for you. What started innocently as a second episode of the night turned into some pretty good laughs and a good time overall. Mark really liked this one.Multi-media exposureGrab bag reduxOG Newt'sKiss ArmyMark's grooming tipsThe Miracle Worker--Helen ReddyShoutout Carlo

Send us a Text Message.New concept tonight. We're not pointing any fingers here, but everyone knew Mark and Jim would run out of topics sooner or later. So tonight, we break out the Grab Bag. Might be a worthy concept, but who's kidding who?Newt's shoutoutsMark and Jim leave fashionably lateThank goodness we're not politicalRIP Bill WaltonTeam America World Police recommendationTry

Send us a Text Message.As the title indicates, we could use some of YOUR input on music topics. I mean it's not like we talk about any topic for more than 1/4 of any episode (although there is some juicy Molly Hatchet and Jethro Tull stuff in the radio game today).Thanks for the theme music, feegee (@feegeeband)Mark shot a 50 and he's going to STATE!Errors & OmissionsWatch "The

Send us a Text Message.In the spirit of the new golf season, we had to use a Mulligan on this one. We recorded on our usual night, and it turned out even less good/more bad than usual. We added Jim's wife for support and got a much better result.Golf recapWe put the suck in seersuckerMark's Bird Island-Lake Lillian glory days storyPuckered has entered the chatOur video debutNewt's

Send us a Text Message.Hey, we made it to 60--and still aren't very good. What does say about you for listening?Newt's is HOPPINGNew car to MarkSize concernsMovie Reviews: Clerks and Blade Runner 2049Radio GameBee Gees DocumentaryEff Jimmy FallonTimberwolves--can they do it?Sprewell's financial prowessKentucky Derby updateErrors & Omissions2024 golf previewMusicians that golfTh

Send us a Text Message.We take a slight left turn from almost being a music podcast to talk about the thing everyone in our demographic can relate to in some way--Wide World of Sports.Reunted and it feels so goodInternational listenersWedding recap--guy styleJim's cool friendsNew Newt's Featured Item--we're not mad....just disappointedBeyond burger shoutoutRadio GameRIP Dickey Bett

Send us a Text Message.May was rough on us schedule-wise. We'll record a fresh episode on the night this one is released. In other words, this episode was recorded a while back and has been aging in the barrel. Careful--we don't know how strong it is.No matter how you spell it...Earth's gonna earthThe European ModelIman and other one-named celebritiesJoey Browner--we (Jim) promise

Send us a Text Message.Due to scheduling conflicts with Mark and Jim's super busy social calendars (or something like that), we went to the episode pantry and pulled this one off the shelf. It was this, or canned peaches. Hey German listener...The Subaru of sandalsJim's milestone birthdayOld guy stuffUncle Milty's is biggerNewt's--The We'll See BurgerOur cool new stage propBedtimes

Send us a Text Message.Ran into super listener Pat K at Newt's (nobody was hurt) and recruited him to come on a future episode. He claims to have listened to every Ascertainers episode. Be like Pat.The Rain the Park and Other ThingsSouth Park Randy ShoutoutCSI: Jim's BasementVikings Middle Linebacker or Porn Star?Still no Ascertainers Burger at Newt's (but ask for it anyway)Can't s

Send us a Text Message.For all you Viking's fans, this is also known as the Scott Studwell episode. Not because we talk about him or anything--but he did wear #55. I bet he also knows Joey Browner.In this episode, we finish up on 1976 by talking some music, TV shows and other useless banter. Well, my broker is EF HuttonNewt's--yum--you should go thereSaving best stuff for Mark (phr