Useless AFL Stats

Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap:- Freo and Saints misery- +1 Geelong Headband- Scorigarmy- MEAT AFL ALL STARS- Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?

Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including:- Jersey Numbers and goals = 69- Geelong's Headband Bandits- Zucchini's are Fruits? - Most disposals without a goal- Freo Supporters - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!

In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss- Goal Umpires Conspiracy- Liams Devastating News- How badly North Sucks- Hawkins and Cameron Goalless - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses- Worst Hawks of all time- Lowest and highest squared scores- Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats

Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media:- Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett?- Is Max Laughton a likeable person?- Are Cessna's distracting? - How many games did Peter Street play?- Commentators Curse- Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?

Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round. - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub- Adelaide's XScore- Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team- April Fools Team?- Most Double Number Scores

Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch, Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue.

Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats about Z's and Double Letters!

After the first round, round zero, the Useless Stats crew chat about the round, the off-season and answer some of the best useless questions from our subscribers. Make sure you subscribe and rate the show on your preferred streaming service!

Mitchell, Liam and Della chat about the amazing 2023 Grand Final and find all the funny and uesless stats involved. We answer plenty of your questions including worst Grand Final performances, longest period between winning and losing a Grand Final and plenty more.

Liam and Mitchell are joined by Ash Walls from the Carlton Football Club. Ash talks about being part of the data analyst team and why he loves it. We also go through Ash's Monte CHarlo Brownlow predictor program and see who comes out on top!