Cornfed with Dalton Pruitt

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Dalton Pruitt used to be the greatest comedian of all time, but a horrific brain accident in 2021 left his mind shattered. After losing it all and spending many long months riding in boxcars, Dalton's faculties have returned and he's ready to bring his pals Kevin and Sal along with him on a journey to create content to pay off medical bills from several different hospitals, return to his former glory, and take the world of comedy by storm once again. Head over to patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt to gain access to all premium episodes and bonus content.
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Legion of Sals (feat. Sal)

May 27 2024 159 mins

It's a Salabration!Please subscribe to my Patreon: / cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rotisserie Chicken (feat. Dru Montana)

May 19 2024 159 mins

I'm late uploading the audio for this so sorry to all the Cornfederate audiophiles. I had a bit of a mental health thing over the week due to trying to figure out the stock market and I forgot to upload this episode to the audio feed. Dru Montana (Durag and the Deertag, Digital Bazooka) came on the show to hangout for a few hours. Dru is a really cool dude and I'm grateful he took

OnlyFlans (feat. Scarlet Monroe)

May 07 2024 203 mins

I reviewed Scarlet’s rack a while back and we became friends after she saw my glowing praise of her bosom. Scarlet is one cool chick who came on the show and had a long meandering conversation with Sal and I. We discuss everything from Joaquin Phoenix to River Phoenix. I’m happy to now call Scarlet a friend of the show.Be sure to follow Scarlet on X (formerly Twitter) @ scarlet

Onward Christian Soldier (feat. Michael Hall)

May 07 2024 154 mins

Whoops, I forgot to upload the audio for this one last week.A few months back, I started the $25/month tier on the Patreon, which along with all premium episodes and bonus content, gets you the Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal (after 3 months of being subscribed). I said anyone who subscribes to the $25/month tier is welcome to be a guest on the show once they receive the decal. Mi

Crypto Trap House (feat. Dave Wright)

Apr 27 2024 173 mins

What is crypto?Follow Dave on X (formerly Twitter) @ DaveWTheThinkerFollow Sal on X (formerly Twitter) @ FattyWop420Please subscribe to the Patreon:https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soup to Nuts (feat. Lexis Deanna)

Apr 16 2024 69 mins

Greek goddess Lexis Deanna returns to gab with the girls (me and Sal are the girls). For those that don't know, Lexis is a buxom babe whom I met on the Internet when I made a lengthy video talking about her bosom. Lexis and I became fast friends and I cherish the conversations we have like the one featured in this episode in which she reveals her carnal proclivities whilst jiggling

Modern Art was a CIA Psyop (feat. Chris Elliott)

Apr 09 2024 155 mins

Chris Elliott is a talented artist with whom I have had spoken before and I think he's cool. More importantly, he subscribed to the $25/month tier on the Patreon and received his Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal, which means he got to come on the show. That's right, folks, if you subscribe to the $25/month tier on the Patreon, you will receive the Fraternal Order of Cornfed decal (

Lost in the Maize 21

Apr 05 2024 50 mins

You don't need a Starbucks everyday.Please subscribe to my Patreon:https://patreon.com/cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wittgenstein's E-Girl (feat. Diet Coke-Whore)

Apr 02 2024 96 mins

I was very ungentlemanly to a woman on the Internet and now we're friends and she came on the show to discuss Wittgenstein's "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus".Diet Coke-Whore: @clitoralcollege on X (formerly Twitter)Please subscribe to my Patreon: / cornfedwithdaltonpruitt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Father Deer Hands (feat. Shahyan Jahani)

Mar 26 2024 134 mins

Shahyan Jahani is a very funny comedian, actor and hunk with whom I have been friends for many years. Shahyan and I started comedy together in Dallas, and he has made a name for himself as the number 1 Iranian funnyman in the Dallas - Fort Worth metroplex. Shahyan has been a good friend and all around solid dude the entire time I've known him and this episode of the podcast is more