You Are My Density

Sugar is sweet, where's the beef, some hair-raising hairpieces, my man Alfredo ("you broke my heart, Fredo") Pacino, the sleazy and ugly Phil Spector, some John Travolta, a little Frank Sinatra, the hair and genius that was Burt Reynolds, big-screen boobs, Yul Brenner and I, a Peter Fonda moment, Matthew McConaughey and a miracle hair potion, a great Telly Savalas memory, and yes,

Tim Ferriss sucks, missing ingredients, I know a little German, a Los Angeles friend, the great Radar Bros., the inimitable band Superchunk, playing drums in my car, my classy dad and mom, don't fuck with The Fucking Champs, don't fuck with Fuck, Kurt Cobain loved Chokebore and so should you, loving The Muffs and not loving morphine, a couple of foxy girls, answering machines were

Large objects, the bad ass Russell Crowe, caviar dreams, Shane Black is God, the connection between heartbreak and running, some wisdom from Hitchcock, some running movies, a mystical horse, a public service announcement on steroids, three out of four doctors recommend Camel cigarettes, Chicago rules, trainers as friends, the 90% Honesty Rule™, more sports movies, the immortal Ad

The overrated Wes Anderson, a one-way ticket to Palookaville, things said at your eulogy, a couple bad jokes, a couple great and horrific French movies, San Jose surprises me for once, Johnny Flynn is pretty damn cool, earning your ovation, a completely amazing new French movie about people turning into creatures, artificial highs don't cut it in the end, the downfall of Hunter S.

The age of plus, Apple kind of sucks, turning the tables on Sunnyvale, dimwits driving with their brains off and their brights on, some thoughts on O.J. Simpson, Robert Kardashian blew it, the sadness of Nicole buying the gloves, the shoes did fit, the admirable Dominick Dunne, forget O.J. and remember Nicole, a great looking new French movie, a word of caution about Lemmy, the rea

Going postal, a rotten apple, my latest TV noir obsession, a pretty great Lou Gossett Jr. movie, movies are taking over my mind, a girl with personality, the brilliance and excess of Marlon Brando, my so-called acting life, another genius moment with Oliver Reed, some Brando quotes and movies, a little George C. Scott, life getting rough, some more boxing metaphors, getting serious

Neglecting our loved ones, smart phones are making us dumber and meaner, a classic thriller, the Belushi baffle, my dad meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger, don't lie about air conditioning, seeing Judge Ito, some brutal and amazing fighters, the all around cool guy Kelly Pavlik, the tragedy of Arturo Gatti, the despicable but ferocious Edwin Valero, a Taxi Driver ripoff in Los Angeles,

Making up words, loving Los Angeles, old school restaurants, a possible Columbo episode, a made up movie, this small unknown band named Nirvana, some Kurt Cobain stories, my dearly departed grandmother, some more River Phoenix and Elliott Smith, being a rock star can be hazardous to your health, playing an arena rock concert in my living room, don't mess with Billie Holiday, a mome

Online dating still sucks, go see Love Lies Bleeding, the tyranny of charity, being a class act and texting people back, psych nurses are weird, the heroic blind psychiatric manager, completely wrenching human moments, a few compelling movies about blindess, some songs and movies about hearing voices, fake fox meat, the compelling Peter Greene, the tragedy of frog legs, ride cymbal

Sunnyvale you can rot in hell, a listener question that I made up, from Mattel to microbiology, stomach trouble in New Mexico, traveling cross country with Grandaddy, seeing some famous places, losing my computer at the Graceland Hotel, some nursing school clinical memories, a really cool nurse I met in Washington D.C., and yes, somehow, I work in Stacy Keach and George C. Scott. S