5 Words with Sean Patton

Jun 08 2021 88 ep. 63 mins 567

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They say that all great stories can be boiled down into just five words. Who are they? They are Sean Patton, host of the podcast 5 Words. And obviously, he is out of his mind. Each week your host challenges his guests to tell a story in just five words, and from which, ridiculicity ensues. Is ridiculicity a word? It is now, and it would be one of the many words we’d use to describe 5 Words with Sean Patton.

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87 - The return of Raanan Hershberg!

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Hello dear legends! Nice to reacquaint you with one of our favorite guests, making his return in this episode, it’s Raanan Hershberg. He’s one of the top up and coming comedians here in NYC and always a great conversationalist. Like Santa Claus who only gives the gift of gab. We really get into the upcoming battle between Amazon and Disney for full control of every huma

86 - Wilfred Padua

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85 - Gastor Almonte

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84 - Tanael Joachim

Apr 20 2021 59 mins

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83 - Erica Rhodes

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82 - Cipha Sounds

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81- Erin Jackson

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80 - Sean Donnelly

Feb 16 2021 60 mins

Seans of the world, unite! Shawns and Shauns, go get your own club! This episode is for those of us who spell it the Irish (correct) way. Friends are important, now more than ever, and this week’s guest is a good one (both a friend and an episode). It’s Sean Donnelly! He’s got his own show on SiriusXM and is a stalwart of the NYC comedy scene. We’ve known ea

79 - Bryan Cook

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78 - Eagle Witt

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