Girls Unscripted

May 18 2024 1
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It's not about the pasta, but it is about VANDERPUMP RULES SEASON 11! Join reality TV fans / VPR stans Kate Riccio & Carolyn Murdock as they recap each episode and discuss all of the important questions of life - like if the damn sandwich shop will ever open!? Grab your Pinot Grigio and chill with strangers who are not important enough to hate, but important enough to listen to their theories.

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