Therapy Gecko

Mar 12 2025 389 ep. 70 mins 864
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD”

Mar 12 2025 61 mins  
A caller is habitually cheated on, a caller’s mom runs away to become a Disney influencer, I argue with a caller about bitcoin and God, and a final caller talks about his life studying ocean trash.  It is time to look at a cloud. I am a gecko. COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/X68fnYll Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibl

“I SOLD MY HUSBAND”

Mar 09 2025 75 mins  
I talk on the phone with the woman who married her horse in last episode’s Geckmail. She catches me up on their marriage, her life philosophies at 60, and her next big adventure involving a mobile camper.  Afterwards a caller wrestles with life after film school, a caller talks about his experience as a refugee, and a final caller finds a dead deer while on a walk. 

GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE”

Mar 05 2025 60 mins  
Email topics include marrying a horse, a never-ending Tinder date, solo-traveling, and a bunch of other stuff. I like geckmail. I hope you like it too. I am a gecko. I wonder how many windows you can open on a computer until it breaks. COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/X68fnYll Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show

GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”

Mar 02 2025 61 mins  
GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”  Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after touring, rehab, bidets, and other things. I am a gecko. There was a bird looking at me when I recorded this. COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/X68fnYll Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it po

FISHING FOR CLARITY

Feb 26 2025 65 mins  
I rant at a caller who enjoys fishing, a caller tries to find his footing as an animator, and a final caller longs to change their alcoholic lifestyle.  Please silence your phone. I am a gecko. COME SEE MY TRASH: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/X68fnYllSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOM

“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”

Feb 23 2025 69 mins  
A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God.  You need glasses. I am a gecko.  COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/event/0dfe97c1-2f24-489e-8d54-962490a5e9b7SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.s

THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE

Feb 19 2025 58 mins  
A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time that I was also experiencing existential dread so we got pretty into it. He was a good guy.  The bread has gone bad. I am a gecko.  COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: https://www.tok

“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”

Feb 16 2025 85 mins  
After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of following his family biz and a final caller believes death can be cured.  Look around. Just look around. I am a gecko.Link to caller’s TV show article: https://www.tv-tokyo.c

GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD

Feb 12 2025 69 mins  
Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am sorry. I am a gecko. Go look under that rock. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY

“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”

Feb 09 2025 79 mins  
A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one.  Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m liv