Babe Patrol

Oct 21 2024 62 ep. 70 mins 2

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We got so bored during the ongoing pandemic that we started begging our friends on social media to tell us gossip that hurts no one, or dating stories, or to send us a dating profile that made them laugh (or cry). And then we decided you might want to hear some of it too. Gossip, tales of modern dating, and plenty of tangents from your pals, Ashley and Lauren. First rate production by Steph George of Stephania Audio www.stephaniageorge.com IG & TikTok: @babepatrolpod Gmail: [email protected] Theme song by Lauren Audet & friends

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BONUS: Burst & Bloom x Babe Patrol Crossover Spectacular!

Oct 21 2024 90 mins

Today the Babes cast pod with the boys of the Burst & Bloom Podcast--Dylan Metrano & Guy Capecelatro III--and it's a wild time! We miss you, we love you, and we hope you enjoy this weird & wooly crossover spectacular!! The Boys & the Babes listened to Burst & Bloom's 50th record label release, which is a cover album of songs written by bands on the label, covere

One Endless Banana--Season Three Finale!

Sep 03 2024 83 mins

Where haaaas the season gone? The light has shifted, August slipped away like a moment in time, September's gold is here, and two of the Babes have returned to school. The Babes end the season in absolute style with Steph at Fun-o-Rama, playing games and winning prizes. They all visited The Goldenrod in York, Maine and got banana splits! Ash gossips about the passing of the sub

Ghosted at the Cracker Barrel

Aug 29 2024 84 mins

Hello! Sorry for being a little late to the party this week, busybodies, but please enjoy this Substitute Teacher Variety Hour!! Lauren was sick and could not record, so Ash was lucky enough to have some last-minute help for this episode. Lindsey joined to talk about some dating horrors, and the lessons that she has learned from the hijinks and struggles of dating on the apps! You&

Once the Coffee Sets In, the Date is Over

Aug 20 2024 56 mins

Listen, the Olympics are important for many reasons, but certainly at the top is whether or not Simone Biles is mad at Lauren. The Babes discuss a couple of important Olympics highlights including the French dong that put the *pole* in pole vault. They gossip about appropriate and inappropriate discussion topics the day after you have sex with someone for the first time, and the be

MAGAN

Aug 13 2024 75 mins

What weird thing do you watch on TV when you're staying in a hotel? For Lauren, it's Forensic Files. For Ash, it's Ancient Aliens (obviously). This week, the Babes gossip about a New Hampshire Supreme Court justice who was mysteriously placed on leave recently, and the wild Rhode Island dragonfly swarm of 2024. They chat about a Dover adventure, skee ball [the Amazon st

Seven Grapes, Barbie Shoes

Aug 06 2024 51 mins

First off, Happy Birthday Lauren (a week ago, but whatev)!! The Babes crack into it today by chatting about elemental memories, and Ash cries over Lauren's blankie named "Cozy." Please harass Lauren into starting her spinoff, "Lauren's Fire Memories." They gossip about Jake Holmes, God's gift to jingle-writing, and go through a list of things found i

He Surfs in Pants!

Jul 30 2024 68 mins

Let us all weep for the closing of Amazing [dot] net on our favorite road. We will, all of us, miss your weird purple facade and your vaguely threatening clientele. How shall we ever hold the Stoner to Boner 5K, now? In their sadness, the Babes gossip about the Madawaska McDonald's, bobcats, and a busybody's gossip about leaving a job you're deeply connected to. Ash and

The Soundtrack of Crushes

Jul 23 2024 87 mins

One look at YOU and I can't disguise my HUNGRY EYYEEEES. What is your fave track off of the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and why is this the soundtrack of crushes?!? And when will men start wearing high-waisted matador pants?? The Babes contemplate all of this and more this week. Lauren brings us multiple celebrity Maine gossips. And A CORRECTION: Neil Patrick Harris did not serve

Any Excuse to Diddly-Doo

Jul 16 2024 68 mins

OK! It's finally JAWS week, and we're back on track. This week the Babes gossip about the Wonderful Pistachios company, a local jeweler coincidence, and a microcosm of Maine gossip trails. They taste-test orange vanilla seltzer, discuss the history of Pope Joan, and a bag of unlabeled mix cds makes an appearance at Ash's apartment. For the Summer Flick, Blisskel & L

Route One, Ice Cream Stand, Graveyard

Jul 09 2024 60 mins

What do you suppose happens at Adult's Night at StoryLand? We're hoping one of you lets us know. This week the Babes gossip about a possible scandal involving two wild endangered horses, and at the same time, only the second photo of Billy the Kid in existence shows up as well? Wild coincidence. They discuss gummy candy, an ice cream truck summer fling, and the stupidest sq