Barely Audible Whisper

This week Gas hording causes a gas shortage Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It And the insurrection is NOT tourism

This week: A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party A crazy cult that is the Republican Party And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

This week Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election Brett Kavanaugh screams D.C. Statehood Non sexualized gymnasts Horrifying Republican Boredom And Giuliani's taint

This week: Biden ends the endless war (Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations What passes as a reasonable Republican Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home Vaccine pauses And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

This week: Gun kits Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense The University of Kentucky Golden Corral And The differences between a gun and not a gun

This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.

This week: Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud The Vice President yells at an inept contractor Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial Godzilla goes for the gold Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal

This week: We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose Covid Parties down at spring break We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages" A medical shit sampling company is full of shit And we explore America's newly discovered v

This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech. Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon. Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate. Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement. Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent t

This week: Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote Governor Cuomo is gross And Congress finally did something