Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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305: Xandy Things Because It's My Birthday

Oct 02 2024 98 mins  
It's not even Xandy's birthday today. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/sh

304: Reviews of Bell Towers

Sep 25 2024 67 mins  
Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035! Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https:/

303: Reviews of Football Stadiums

Sep 18 2024 73 mins  
When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese? Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@bea

302: LIVE from Washington, DC!

Sep 11 2024 92 mins  
"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!) Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available n

301: Best Reviews from Tour 2024

Sep 04 2024 93 mins  
Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: ht

300: REVIEWS OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

Aug 28 2024 66 mins  
"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosa

299: Reviews of Travel Agencies

Aug 21 2024 93 mins  
We are eagerly awaiting your powerpoint applications. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https:/

298: Reviews of Wisconsin Dells

Aug 14 2024 72 mins  
We're still not totally sure what Wisconsin Dells is... Come see us in Chicago and St. Louis!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our

297: Between You And Us

Aug 07 2024 53 mins  
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296: Reviews of Pet Supplements

Jul 31 2024 96 mins  
In this episode there's a bird with a taste for human flesh and a Christine with a taste for earthworms. Come see us in Philly, DC, Chicago, and St. Louis!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items availab