Below Freezing

Jan 27 2025 119 ep. 68 mins 13

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A podcast about films with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 32% or less.

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Congo (1995)

Jan 27 2025 88 mins

This movie could not be more up our alley: mid-90s, “talking” gorillas, Tim Curry, and sesame cake that you can’t eat. All of this plus white gorillas that will scare the crap out of you all await in the 1995 jungle epic “Congo”. Join the St. Johns as we breakdown the wonderful cameos in this film, the believable puppeteering and construction of “Amy”, and…is Laura

Barb Wire (1996)

Jan 15 2025 68 mins

Tight leather, bad dialogue, and a movie ripping off “Casablanca” – what could we be discussing this time? Well, if you are a fan of Pamela Anderson’s cinematic universe then you know we are discussing the 1996 action/comedy(?) “Barb Wire”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss character motivations, the opening moments of this film, and all of the similarities to the Best

Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)

Dec 31 2024 65 mins

WE’RE BACK!!!! After a brief hiatus to catchup with family and celebrate the holidays, the St. Johns decided to ruin all of that by discussing the very maligned and curiously staged “Joker: Folie à Deux”. During the episode we break down the musical numbers, the lead performances, and what does and does not work. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcas

A Short Message

Oct 03 2024 6 mins

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The Dentist 2 (1998)

Sep 24 2024 65 mins

We celebrate a bunch of firsts on a second…wait…what? Join the St. Johns as they discuss an unnecessary sequel with their good friend, Perry – “The Dentist 2”. This is our first episode where our guest joins in live during the recording AND the first film the St. Johns didn’t watch together. We discuss bad dentistry, the glory of Clint Howard, and just what is the backs

Coyote Ugly (2000)

Sep 10 2024 78 mins

Put on your LeAnn Rimes and for damn sure don’t ask for water at this bar – this week we move into a s**thole apartment in Chinatown to celebrate the 2000 film “Coyote Ugly”. Dance along with the St. Johns as they indulge in entertaining trash, wonder what happened to Piper Perabo, and have fun with film’s soundtrack. Also, was there some problematic elements in the creat

The Condemned (2007)

Aug 27 2024 81 mins

If you like hearing about bad movies – GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! Well Kieran B. from Best Picture Cast certainly loves bad films and he decided that he was going to make the St. Johns watch the Stone Cold Steven Austin led “The Condemned”. Tag into the conversation as they discuss just how insensitive the film is, the lack of Stone Cold Stunners, and the boys explain to Melissa wh

Red Lights (2012)

Aug 13 2024 58 mins

Are there clairvoyant people in the world? Did the DHARMA Initiative help with the making of this film? How do you pronounce “Cillian”? All this and more as we breakdown down the paranormal thriller from 2012 “Red Lights”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the Gaudi Awards, this over-talented cast, and where this film starts to go off the tracks. Is it set in 2012 or 1976�

Kangaroo Jack (2003)

Jul 30 2024 59 mins

Would you believe me if I told you that the director of “Coyote Ugly” and the screenwriter of “Swordfish” made a movie about a kangaroo that accidentally steals $50,000? Would you believe me if I told you that this film was originally shot as an R-rated style comedy that included full frontal male nudity? I hope you do because the St. Johns are going down under to discuss t

Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

Jul 16 2024 72 mins

Would you rather have sex or boost cars? Well, when you enter the world of the Nicolas Cage film “Gone in 60 Seconds”, you may get to do both! Join the St. Johns as they discuss the multiple Academy Award winning actors in this film, car crushing, and whether or not the driving scenes are good. Can you finish this podcast in 60 seconds? I mean, I hope not…but you never know�