Berner Phone

Nov 01 2024 307 ep. 61 mins 390
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Berner Phone #63: Halloween Faux Pas

Nov 01 2024 49 mins  
We address the pros and cons of Halloween and people's most embarassing costumes. 20% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/bern Free shipping at quince.com/BERN free shipping mackweldon.com/gifting for $25 off menswear

Berner Phone #62: Stuff That's Overrated

Oct 25 2024 62 mins  
Hannah's back (again). We're coming for everything from running to bad sex positions and the dialers are sharing hot takes on the most overrated things in life. 10% off cookware at Carawayhome.com/BERN 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 200% off tonal.com exercise machines with code BERN 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 30 day free trial at

Berner Phone #61: Childhood Nostalgia

Oct 17 2024 60 mins  
Hannah is back on pod this week and we're feeling nostalgic. Is there really such a thing as a the good ole days? Those who got to go to Blockbuster on Friday nights and burn CDs for their high school girlfriend would say yes. 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% of

Berner Phone #60: Best Life Advice

Oct 10 2024 60 mins  
Des is joined by the hilarious Joanne McNally this week. They're giving advice on dating a comedian, in-law issues, how to woo an Irish man, and correct emoji usage. Free shipping at quince.com/bern 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN Save $15 on skincare at Apostrophe.com/PHONE $200 off your order at tonal.com with code BERN

Berner Phone #59: The Craziest Lies

Sep 30 2024 67 mins  
The dialers have been through the wringer with some crazy liars. We start off light hearted then hear some insane (and possibly illegal) stories. We don't condone lying BUT white lies about why you were late or why you canceled plans are completely ok. zocdoc.com/BERNER 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 30 days free at dipseastories.com/BERN 20% off bedding at bollandbran

Berner Phone #58: Best Gripes

Sep 17 2024 68 mins  
Gripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies. 20% off shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN quince.com/BERN for free shipping and returns 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 20% off at p

Berner Phone #57: Bad Roommates

Sep 12 2024 61 mins  
Bad roommates are a canon event, but they always make for a good story. The dialers are sharing some horror stories and we start to realize we might have been the bad roommates. quince.com/BERN for free shipping 10$ off at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 25% off at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN $5 with code BERN when you download the Ibotta app

Berner Phone #56: Spicy Advice Part 2

Sep 04 2024 64 mins  
There were some wild and juicy messages this week. We're giving more advice about relationships, trying stand up, and ruining wedding days. Get cookware for 10% off at hexclad.com/BERN 40% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/BERN Get up to 43% off and a free gift at mudwtr.com/BERN 30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN 15% off sheets at bollandbranch.com/BERN

Berner Phone #55: Spicy Advice

Aug 28 2024 70 mins  
We're back this week with another advice episode. The dialers have found themselves in some sticky situations and we're giving our unprofessional advice. $200 off exercise machines at tonal.com with code BERN 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code BERN50 Get a new wireless plan at mintmobile.com/BERNER Affordable luxury essentials at quince.com/BERN free shipping 25% off d

Berner Phone #54: Dumbest Purchases

Aug 19 2024 67 mins  
We've all fallen victim to buying items from targeted ads that seem like the cure to all our problems. This week the dialers are sharing the purchases they regret and have hidden from their spouses. And it's one of our favorite episodes so far. 20% off the best chips at masachips.com with code BERN Smell good with 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 15% off at citylips.